Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Are you buying a round?

Can't I buy a vowel instead?

What happens when all the vowels are bought up and there are no more? Wldn't tht mk wrtng dffclt t ndrstnd?

Dn't y knw tht vwls r cmpltl nncssr n th nglsh lngg?

bt t tks lngr t dcphr nd prs sntncs, sn't tht xsprtng? Don't you think a teacher should stick up for including vowels in words?

O aou eee iou oe? Aieee!!??

Which way is the Vowel Empowerment Meeting, please?

Why? Are you suffering from irritable vowel syndrome?

Is that kind of talk consonant with the character of this thread?

Is it polite to talk about incontinent characters in this thread?

Which continent are you in?

Is Antarctica anti-Arctic, and if so, why would Antarctica feel this way about another mass of ice?

Maybe because its ice, ice, baby?

Are you saying it's possible Antarctica is giving the Arctic a cold shoulder?

Wouldn't you expect that, since they are polar opposites in every way?

Is frigidity an issue in their relationship?

Do you suppose one day in a distant future far, far away, because of plate tectonics, they might one day meet and reconcile?

Are you suggesting that there may be a seismic shift in their relationship?

Are we talking about Tiger and his soon to be ex-maybe-wife?

Do bears shit in the woods?

Doesn't one suppose bears sh*t in the woods, but have you actually seen one do so? Mightn't we suppose they do when in fact they wait until nobody is looking and use the facilities at the national parks and highway rest stops instead? Might this not explain the lack of toilet paper in such places?

Have you ever seen bear hair stuck to a toilet seat?

Do you think I would use one of those rest stop facilities when the woods are nearby?

Does the "b" stand for Bear?

Is this not a rather grizzly thread now?