Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I think I've been here before. Once.

Don't eat me.

Fenika said:

I think I've been here before. Once.

Don't eat me.

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But horse meat is filet mignon to chihuahuas. And Scotsmen. I bet you only make it out of here on two legs.

Rolling Thunder said:

And Scotsmen.

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Deep-fried Mars bars FTW.

Although I have to admit that I never tasted this supposed delicacy... And I don't like Irn Bru (even as a hangover cure) so that probably nullifies what little Scots I can claim in my lineage

You're worse than an American. But only half as bad as cray. That makes you a Cramerican. Or an Americray. Your future appears dim, in any event.

I know where you can get a magic unicorn spiced with smiles and rainbows. You humor folks are into that shi-- er, spicey stuff, right??

Shit. The word you're looking for is shit. The Cabaret is the adult swim portion of the humor forum. True, cray and Haggis should be in the kiddie pool section, but we try to humor them. Besides, they make for good sport.

Rolling Thunder said:

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Ah, yes. Two simple words:

Phillies fan.

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By the way, who's doing better Betroit or the Fillies?

Looks like I missed the disgusting today.

Not only that May banned Crackers and Limburgher cheese bedtime snacks ....

PorterStarrByrd said:

By the way, who's doing better Betroit or the Fillies?

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The more important question is, who cares?

*looks back at thread*

OMG! CELLA! You're back! And you are

So.
Dang.
Adorable.



Will you be one of my bridesmaids?

Don't say that. Reg will feel obliged to eat her now.

Reg will eat anything. Transformers are tomorrows trash compactors today.

don't worry about it, reg. at least you've come to realize your mistakes, abandoned your transformer ways and have moved on the super cool and awesome and totally hawt avatar that you have today!

kudos!

cray said:

abandoned your transformer ways

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But she hasn't!

Didn't you know that Aliens are the next evolutionary stage of a Transformer?

srsly. ppl...

regdog said:

Your point?

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You can't eat my point, reg. It would unman me.

CassandraW said:

Whatsamatter, Cray? Kahn't you come up with any Star Trek puns?

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I don't think they're Vulcan-ized enough for him.

Perhaps you need to Romulan-ate them.

Gilroy Cullen said:

But she hasn't!

Didn't you know that Aliens are the next evolutionary stage of a Transformer?

srsly. ppl...

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meh. i guess that's ok then because they look cool now.

cray said:

don't worry about it, reg. at least you've come to realize your mistakes, abandoned your transformer ways and have moved on the super cool and awesome and totally hawt avatar that you have today!

kudos!

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I hate to agree with the battery, reg, but your new avatar is super hot.

ya. totally.

....and i don't even have the urge to push it around the room in an effort to clean the carpet.

cray said:

ya. totally.

....and i don't even have the urge to push it around the room in an effort to clean the carpet.

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...and I have no desire to roast a turkey inside of it.

Haggis said:

...and I have no desire to roast a turkey inside of it.

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speak for yourself!

fyi haggis, that does happen as you get older. it's nothing to be ashamed of either.