Both taste like chicken, I hear.
We've got a saying around here.
Want a little coffee with your sugar?
Thanks for the tips!
*turns notebook upside down, eyes Baileys in fridge*
But seriously, I think I might do that, just start writing something completely unconnected and see where it takes me.
your characters doing something totally outrageous
Whenever I'm stuck or lacking inspiration I think about something else entirely. Sooner or later I'll figure things out - usually in a bathtub filled with bubbles. That's where I have my most important epiphanies.
Like forming an all naked female Rugby team?
I keep telling that football dude not to throw stuff.
In mother Russia you don't pop in to the pub, the pub pops into you.
Popping in to see what the pub is like. Don't worry - the Super Sekret Stash is safe with me. I prefer a diet cola. No, I'm not a tee-totaller; I just don't drink much. Never have liked regular cola, but do like the diet variety.
Someone slide the chips down this way, please? Yo! Anybody? *grabs flying bowl of chips* Uh... thank you. *brushes at crumbs* Dude, you have an awesome arm. Do you play football? =^_^=
No worries, we don't bite.Uh... *eyes door* okay. I'm not from around here. Guess I have a lot to learn.