Spent all day in my mom's yard today, trying to finish what I started on Saturday. Sore bum, sore back, hungry tummy, and the yard is still not finished. I put a mighty dent in it though!!
Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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You're such a good daughter. Is your bf helping you? My son-in-law mowed my yard for me.
Get some rest and relax.
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Well, I could teach him how to play an instrument really poorly... But as he's going to be studying music, I figure I can leave that one out. 
Be gentle with him, guys. He's young. No worries, Bill. We'll be there for you to protect you.
s for all. Happy weekend!
No worries, Bill. We'll be there for you to protect you. s for all. Happy weekend!
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Bill let me tell you what I know
In a public house restroom, incoming traffic has the right of way.
There.
Now you're set.
In a public house restroom, incoming traffic has the right of way.
There.
Now you're set.
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Coffee should always be drunk.
Chocolate cake can follow any meal.
And most importantly, you're never too old to get your free birthday ice cream (where available).
Chocolate cake can follow any meal.
And most importantly, you're never too old to get your free birthday ice cream (where available).
Great, he'll know how to do jazz hands and get slapped by a woman at the same time.
I don't even think he'll need college after that.
Uh oh.
I'm gone for three hours and all this happens. I'm so overwhelmed.
Thanks for your support, everyone. Seriously, thank you.
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I feel like he is Sleeping Beauty, and we are giving him gifts.
To you Bill, I give you the gift of cussing at drunk people
oh, the best gift in all the land!
Use it well, Bill! Use it well!
Bill - you can just say "No" you know? Just like with drugs, you can say no to ac and Rob. Maybe not Rob, he could teach you a thing or two but ac...well he could teach you lots except maybe how to get out of jail
My cat is just itching to have a foot fight this morning; or, actually, a foot and hand fight.
Human: Two relatively soft hands. Bleeds easily. Slow (needs more coffee).
Cat: Four feet--each armed with razor-shape claws. Lightning fast. Doesn't fight fair (and doesn't care).
Wonder who will win this match?
Human: Two relatively soft hands. Bleeds easily. Slow (needs more coffee).
Cat: Four feet--each armed with razor-shape claws. Lightning fast. Doesn't fight fair (and doesn't care).
Wonder who will win this match?
all. Susie said to stop by and who am I to say no? So how do we tell who's a funner and who's a floozie?FIFY
I can tell you from sad experience, cat every time. Even when the human has had more coffee.
Funners don't wear pants, floozie don't wear tops.
I'm hoping for a better result this morning in the fight. Let's see, the record so far is:
Cat: 3,923 1/2
Human: 1/2 (the cat fell off the sofa that time)
I'm hoping for a better result this morning in the fight. Let's see, the record so far is:
Cat: 3,923 1/2
Human: 1/2 (the cat fell off the sofa that time)
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