Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Morning, ac.

How are you, nf?

I hope that frown is related to the coffee and that everything else is ok.

ROAR

I was going to report a major problem at my house (my coffeemaker isn't working), but I'd rather hear from n-f.

i don't feel good. it's hard to type

no coffeemaker isn't good, AC

Have some coffee and a cheese Danish. And a cheeseburger.

I "fixed" the coffeemaker.

night-flyer said:

no coffeemaker isn't good, AC

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Well, I, uh, sort of have two others.

nurses keep ttying to make me shut down my laptop. trying to force me to sleep but i hurt too much to sleep.

When I took DD #1 to surgery last year, I couldn't get her to stop texting and posting photos on FB when she was in recovery.

She was also babbling a lot. I think I put my hand over her mouth at one point so I could listen to what the nurse was telling us to do.

i dont rememver recovery. was in icu today then emergency surgery noe in a room

That's because you are still fun of drugs!

You might really want to rest, n-f. We'll (unfortunately) be here when you're feeling better. Then you can listen to Rob preen about his new bike with the rest of us.

they have only three units of blood this morning the had to call up dallas to find dome when they couldn't the put me in intsenive care . im layin down and just hst some pain pillls. tubr in thoat from surgery is really making my throat hurt.

is it over then, nf? No more surgeries? Are you mending now?

Actually, answer these questions later. Listen to ac and the nurses and try and rest.

I like muppets avie

nurse is a 'b'

evertytime i try to sleep pain wakes me up

The muppet is not in Kansas anymore.

I'm all purty!

Just for nf!

ROAR

We should have "gaslighted" n-f and pretended you had the same old avatar.

Then I would have gotten an avatar of the cowardly lion, and Haggis could have become Toto. Cliff could have been the scarecrow.

If n-f hasn't shut down her laptop now, I'm going to drag her drugged-up dragon-ass all around AW when she comes back.

aw youz very purty, muppet.


i need to vbreak out of hre. If there was a thousand lines hooke dup to me, i'd br gone. :cry

alleycat said:

We should have "gaslighted" n-f and pretended you had the same old avatar.

Then I would have gotten an avatar of the cowardly lion, and Haggis could have become Toto. Cliff could have been the scarecrow.

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I reckon we could still get away with that if we wait a while before mentioning it again!

Just need to wait for those nurses to break out the morphine!

*capers*

Yeah, she won't remember any of this later.

empty threats aarcherbird you cant get to me i want out of herenow. needle holes x a billion

Nighty!!! So sorry to hear that you're feeling grim!!


It's small consolation, but this is as bad as it's going to get.


From here on you're going to start feeling better. Bit by bit.


The more you relax - the easier it will get.

Now, for goodness sake, GO REST!