Necktie party? I mean, it's not like I didn't fix your horse's flat.
'Cause I ain't right.
Truer words and all that jazz.
Necktie party? I mean, it's not like I didn't fix your horse's flat.
'Cause I ain't right.
Someone shot his
What the hell did you do to my horse, haggis !
Someone shot hispawhoof.
I...um...fixed it fer ya.
*spit*
Cowboy, I hold the Marshal, you shoot him.
Hey, Dan'l. Found just the perfect necktie. whaddya think?
*spit*
The laser hasn't been invented yet, Dan.This we know.
Now...point the laser weapon away from my face.
The laser hasn't been invented yet, Dan.
That's not what they showed in that flicker show "Cowboys & Aliens". There sure was plenty of them flashing' lights and 'splosions n' everythin'.
Looked cool, but there's be no way simple light from the some fancy lantern can hurt a body.
I'll stick with good ole' lead and powder, thankee.
<*spit*drool*dribble*hock*spit*drool*wipe on sleeve*slings sleeve leavings against wall*>