TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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Meerkat just let me know a few minutes ago (or I'd never have seen it). I'm still in shock. I know I don't "know" him, but it feels like a very close thing, because we do get to know people so well here.
Think I'll go cry in the shower.
Think I'll go cry in the shower.
Morning all. I don't know how 'funny' I'll feel today but my first order of business today is to send a letter to a stupid consultant.
Here is the text of the letter - my answer, actually. Names have been changed.
Dear Tom,
In regards to your ‘very small expense check’:
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I need for you to send me the receipts so that I may add them up and arrive at a figure for your check. Please either photocopy and fax, or scan and e-mail the receipts so that I may start this process. The sooner I get them, the faster you will be paid.
Additionally, Tom, according to my records, Lana should still have ample petty cash to cover local expenses through the end of the month. I cannot ask Mr. Jones to send her more cash until I receive an accurate accounting of the funds that your office has already received.
Please ask Lana to review and respond to the last several e-mails that I’ve sent.
As always, I value your attention to these matters.
Jay.
PS.
By the way, Tom, the word foul (spelled f-o-u-l) refers to ‘messed up’ or the action of doing things wrong. The word fowl, on the other hand, refers to a bird, such as a chicken.
Did Lana bring a chicken into the office?
Thank you again for seeing to it that I get all of your invoices and expense sheets neatly and on time.
Best Wishes
Jay.
Here is the text of the letter - my answer, actually. Names have been changed.
Dear Tom,
In regards to your ‘very small expense check’:
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I need for you to send me the receipts so that I may add them up and arrive at a figure for your check. Please either photocopy and fax, or scan and e-mail the receipts so that I may start this process. The sooner I get them, the faster you will be paid.
Additionally, Tom, according to my records, Lana should still have ample petty cash to cover local expenses through the end of the month. I cannot ask Mr. Jones to send her more cash until I receive an accurate accounting of the funds that your office has already received.
Please ask Lana to review and respond to the last several e-mails that I’ve sent.
As always, I value your attention to these matters.
Jay.
PS.
By the way, Tom, the word foul (spelled f-o-u-l) refers to ‘messed up’ or the action of doing things wrong. The word fowl, on the other hand, refers to a bird, such as a chicken.
Did Lana bring a chicken into the office?
Thank you again for seeing to it that I get all of your invoices and expense sheets neatly and on time.
Best Wishes
Jay.
I can't wait to get a response to that. His spelling is always so bad it makes my teeth itch. And..... I don't like him.
Did I mention that I also got to assist in the neuterment of Boots?
My cousin didn't have a lab assistant.
Luckily the cat was too stoned to realize he was looking at me.
I also tried that recipie I found on line..for cat food.
The cats ate it but I've been told not to return without the standard '9 Lives'.
Did I mention that I also got to assist in the neuterment of Boots?
My cousin didn't have a lab assistant.
Luckily the cat was too stoned to realize he was looking at me.
I also tried that recipie I found on line..for cat food.
The cats ate it but I've been told not to return without the standard '9 Lives'.
Ahh neutering That just never gets old.
I earned the nickname The Emasculator when I was in the business
Little snip here, little tug there, tie this to that . . . good times.
Good times.
That just never gets old.I earned the nickname The Emasculator when I was in the business
Little snip here, little tug there, tie this to that . . . good times.
Good times.
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It would not be appropriate to say 'use it or lose it'. So I won't. But I was thinking it.
Gee, that made you more uncomfortable didn't it?
Here, have some scotch.
Speaking of scotch, why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Oh you heard that one, did you?
What do you mean 'vaguely insulting', the joke is totally politically incorrect, Mr. B.
Have some more scotch.
Gee, that made you more uncomfortable didn't it?
Here, have some scotch.
Speaking of scotch, why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Oh you heard that one, did you?
What do you mean 'vaguely insulting', the joke is totally politically incorrect, Mr. B.
Have some more scotch.
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Damn. THinking it doesn't qualify
Not especially.Jay said:
Thanks. Don't mind if I do.Lady Jay said:
*Glugs from bottle*
Tradition.Mistress Jay said:
No.Jay the Joker said:
I wouldn't know, I haven't heard it.Jokester Jay said:
*Shrugs* Ok.Which Jay is the bar? said:
*Glugs from the bottle some more*
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*Runs to strangle Jay or the Barkeep*
*Trips over empty Scotch bottle and lands on the floor in front of lady jay*
Glah?
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There is no force in heaven or on earth that'll make me click that link. I may be nuts, but I'm no fruitcake.
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Oh my heavens - - have any of you ever wondered what goes on behind that private door of Lady Jay's ? Well sure, we all get curious.
Well . . . I peeked!
Is that what she meant by "Ron left to find his girlfriend"??
Well . . . I peeked!
Is that what she meant by "Ron left to find his girlfriend"??
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