Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club (Volume IV)

Mine was not very new, but new enough. It was so thin that I forgot it was there

Wicked said:

Hubby was showing off once, and jumped into a pool while he was fully clothed. He just forgot that his new phone was still on his belt.

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What exactly was he trying to show off?

slcboston said:

What exactly was he trying to show off?

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We live in Wyoming. That should explain everything right there.

I don't remember the particulars. It was a hot day, and I'm pretty sure there was a pretty girl involved. Not to mention some alcohol.

Wicked said:

I don't remember the particulars. It was a hot day, and I'm pretty sure there was a pretty girl involved. Not to mention some alcohol.

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Ohhh.


Say no more.



A combination that has led to more boys/men doing stupid things than all other causes combined.

anybody here???

Wicked said:

We live in Wyoming. That should explain everything right there.

I don't remember the particulars. It was a hot day, and I'm pretty sure there was a pretty girl involved. Not to mention some alcohol.

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Where in Wyoming? Mr. FabP and I have discussed (at great length) moving to Lander in a few years.

One persons still kicking

* poking nose in

Careful, Del. PD seems to be kicking.

*was going to peek in, but don't want a black eye from pd's foot*

*was never here*

Morning. So at some point this summer, I'm supposed to attend a family reunion for my wife's mother's side of the family. The people organizing it sent a letter with details and mentioned wanting to do a talent show. They suggested I write something. They know about the book and all.

Well, my wife found out that my SIL's Hubby is planning on writing something. He's a college prof., but not really a fiction writer.

So now my wife wants me to write something better.

I have no idea what the hell he's doing, so how can I make sure mine is better?

I was thinking I'd write something like a funny dialog that my daughters could read. Ant suggestions?

Morning.

Wow Beatrix - what a was to start off the thread!

Morning

FabricatedParadise said:

Where in Wyoming? Mr. FabP and I have discussed (at great length) moving to Lander in a few years.

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Lander is in the middle of the state, near the Tetons.

I'm down near the corner of Hell and Purgatory, otherwise known as Cheyenne.

Vince524 said:

Also, if I should not win the mega millions jackpot, then the above shall be considered null and void

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My fingers are crossed that I never see you again.

It's only money. Yeah, we all need it. We all want it. But I have family, friends - I'm not dead, not hurt, not hungry [aside from it getting closer to lunch time].

I'm good.

*Besides, who wants the headache of deciding what charities to give to, and who to say 'no' to. Plus, "relatives" will crawl out of the woodwork and amass like cockroaches.

parumpdragon said:

*Besides, who wants the headache of deciding what charities to give to, and who to say 'no' to. Plus, "relatives" will crawl out of the woodwork and amass like cockroaches.

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I believe that's why he said he was cutting all ties and moving to an undisclosed location.

Yes, but people would track you down. The government has to know where you are to give you the money. People hack everything now a days.

parumpdragon said:

Yes, but people would track you down. The government has to know where you are to give you the money. People hack everything now a days.

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You take the money before you move. Lump sum, and you're out of there.

Heck, FedEx changed to a GPS system, and they can't find my house anymore. You don't even have to be off the grid to get lost.

I had a suggestion as to what we could do if Vince won the lottery, but I decided not to make it, since it could be taken the wrong way. After all, I don't want to discourage him from talking about his SIL, because hearing how dreadful she is makes me feel a little less alone. One of my sisters-in-law is pretty ghastly, if in a different way.

Hi, reppers. Went to Nashville with my Beast-in-law today. I kept the child she was meant to be minding from screaming the hospital down while she had some tests, then she bought me a barbecue sammich for my troubles.

I should have bargained harder. The sammich was good and all, but that toddler was hard to keep happy. I performed at least 2 sammiches worth of labour.