The Bent Nail Saloon.

Naw, it's called aversion therapy. Or it will be, one day.

We just want to learn him to leave the bar cherries alone.
Otherwise the Mai Tai's taste funny.

*pees in Mai Tais*

Leukman said:

*pees in Mai Tais*

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orders a beer.

"Oh Lordy. Dan, get me some rawhide. I'm gonna tie a knot in somethin' before I make a doorstop outta that monkey."

Pours out Miss Cat's Mai Tai. "He won't know if he's spittin' or peein' when we get done with him."

CDaniel said:

What're two tryin' ta do, kill the monkey.

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don't you worry 'bout that monkey. I've got 'im covered. I'll take care of him.

Leukman said:

*pees in Mai Tais*

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Bad monkey!
For shame!

(I sincerely hope every one of you are having as much fun with this as I am. Otherwise, just tell me to shut up. )

"Thanks, Dan. We'll try to restrain ourselves. But it's tempting. That monkey sittin' there is just darin' me somethin' fierce."

Stew21 said:

don't you worry 'bout that monkey. I've got 'im covered. I'll take care of him.

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"Somebody needs to...cover him that is. I recommend a diaper or about six feet of dirt."

Please don't shoot me Dan, but I found this site while planning a trip to Tulsa, of all things. Real Western - The Largest Site of Cowboys and Western Culture in Japan. Practical information for people in Japan who inspire to live the cowboy lifestyle.

Synonym said:

"Thanks, Dan. We'll try to restrain ourselves. But it's tempting. That monkey sittin' there is just darin' me somethin' fierce."

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Just don't get within peeing distance of him.

Throw him a banana or something to distract him.
Maybe a funny cigarette.

regdog said:

What is in the beer in this place?

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What?!? Don't look at me!

regdog said:

What is in the beer in this place?

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Leukman said:

What?!? Don't look at me!

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"Dang it." The monkey skedaddled before I could get him properly restrained. "You gals are gonna have to help me hold him down. That ain't a handle you know."

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That ain't a handle you know.

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"Nah. It's too short. More like a drawer pull." I sit and study the situation for a moment.

"Dan, I think the solution is more lead. Slows him down, if you know what I mean. I ain't quite as fast as I used to be. May have to get those young, feisty gals to help."

"I'll paint the small ones green and black, like olives and get some more red ones fixed up."

"Hey Dan, can monkeys see color?"