TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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Dearest Lady Jay,

I have done as you asked. Is there no end to your feeble challenges??

Bring. It. On.

Blurve,

ab

PS - I can haz the good stuff now?

Angorak, Adriondack, and Aspergum; have you discovered a way to make them stick? Stuff is good but yet in then eye of the beholder.

BEHOLD!

***Psst...where's 'White Castle' this week?***
 

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dear lady jay,

why do i get so many reps that rhyme with 'trucker?'

luves,


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He'll be gone February 15th. Jay'll carve out his heart on Valentine's Day.
 

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I give it till the 16th of December.
 

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Office Manager sez May 6th.

Director of Ops sez Thanksgiving.

Little receptionist sez 'he's so nice, I want him to stay! Why are you all so mean?'

***There could be collateral damage, folks***


Legal sez...git rid O' him NOW!

Other receptionist wants to know the odds.

I was planning to be as nice as I possibly can for as long as I can...Or New Years day...which ever comes first.

***aside from that health insurance thingie and entering a deduction on his check before I've even entered all of his vitals..thingie***



FUN, It's what's for dinner.

(Oh...right...that's meat...meat is what's for dinner...DUH!)
 

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i'm still crunching the numbers but i think you people are underestimating the slimy staying power of consultants.
 

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You people are underestimating the depressing effects of the holidays combined with a workplace environment that sucks. I'm telling ya, December 16th...or thereabouts...
 

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You people are underestimating the effects of a workplace that sucks....

No, I don't.

Well at least not without a lot of sparklie incentives.


AHEM::::

I think Calvin is gone.

Something about objecting to a background check......

:Shrug:


We'll see...we'll see. If he's not back by Friday, we'll officially say he left at 10 am on Nov. 9, 2009.




.....Best. Time. EVAH!!!!:hooray:


Who won?
 

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I would have to point out that I was closest.

Who What did I win?

:D
 

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Dearest Lady Jay,

I'm thinking you need to have a party again.

That's a good thought. Maybe we can make my football team win a game with that derriere cheer we perfected?

Regardless, by boyfriend says the tee shirt is wrong..it is supposed to reference tequila and it doesn't. So we have to re -do it with tequila instead of beer.

Ok?

I'm thinking next Sept-ish? Whaddaya think? I'm giving you lots of notice so you can be sure your hot son is available you can get the time off from work.

How kind and thoughtful you are! Alas, my son is trying to purchase a house so I doubt he will be here to hgelp us with the grilling. However my boyfriend's 'baby-momma's son's friend' is a strapping younghot, outdoorsey, ripped and luscious man, and a bit younger not that my BF isn't so hot as to put all the male cover models for all of the romance novels ever written, to shame. than my boyfriend, and I'm certain he will attend if asked.

Let me know your thoughts.
Blurve,
ab

Hey, I'm thinking maybe about September 18 or 20 or a weekend around then. I might be able to get us a place on the Eastern Shore..OC so we can really party.
 

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deer ladee jae,

they instruct you to cook at 375 for 40 mins covered and then an additional 10min uncovered.

but that's not going to work, is it?

do they just sit around and laugh and laugh and laugh as they imagine millions and millions of folks putting a cold lasagna on the table?

jaycinth, i need your help spreading the word. double the cooking time people! it's all a joke. would you, could you on the web? help me, help me make this spread.

it's time to call the international lasagna federation to task!

*raises fist*

who's with me!????





*storms outta aw into the internet*
 

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*sneaks back in*

i forgot my coat. the internet is freezing this time of year.
 
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