Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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And holy carp! Here's one where Dick is chasing Pussy!

"For Love of Dawg?" Different series entirely.

Yeah, i know about that. Haggis gave me the boxed set for our first anniversary.
 

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I worry about you guys sometimes. You know you are too old for nursery rhymes, right. :Wha:
 

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I worry about you guys sometimes. You know you are too old for nursery rhymes, right. :Wha:


Pffft!



Our Kayleamay sat on her tuffet
Eating her grits and corn
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But quickwit holding his horn.




That's this, Pg er, PD.

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Good carbonated morning to you, Porter.
 

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innocent kid's playing?

nothing disgusting about that.















gah!
this avatar....



brb.
 

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Well, yes, the avatar is on the disgusting side but I think it's all the associations we have with it rather than the avatar itself ...
 

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cray? I have an ethics question for you.

What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says, "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods, "I found it!"

The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball, and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?
 

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Pffft!



Our Kayleamay sat on her tuffet
Eating her grits and corn
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But quickwit holding his horn.




That's this, Pg er, PD.

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Need I even say it?


You're confusing PD.


But then... it does look fun.


Mistress quickWit, quite a nitwit,
how does your garden grow?
"With (teehee) bells balls, and COCK-le shells
and then, of course, I've got my ho."
 

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Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

Why is the cheating bastard's ball in your pocket, anyway?




*blinks, grabs a pious donut, splits.*
 

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The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball, and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

Pfft -- your opponent is still in the damn woods. You pocket the second ball. And then you keep your mouth shut.
 

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cray? I have an ethics question for you.

What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says, "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods, "I found it!"

The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball, and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?



you know i cannot answer that question without first knowing about how they make the chicken salad served in the club house?
 

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Our Kayleamay sat on her tuffet
Eating her grits and corn
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But quickwit holding his horn.

Mistress quickWit, quite a nitwit,
how does your garden grow?
"With (teehee) bells balls, and COCK-le shells
and then, of course, I've got my ho."

Hey diddle diddle,
QuickWit played his fiddle
In the middle of the Cabaret bar.
Porter found it disgusting,
Cray took a video for Rusty,
And for a minute the fuzzrat was a star.
 

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cray? I have an ethics question for you.




The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball, and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

It's more difficult than you make it seem ... do you mean his second shot that landed in the sand trap?
 

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Now here is the ethical dilemma: do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

You've left out a critical detail: Where, exactly, is this golf course? If it's, say, in Florida and there's a good chance of alligators in the water hazards, that would change the answer...
 

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I always keep a cheating bastards balls in my pocket, but I suppose that's just personal preference.
 

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Our Kayleamay sat on her tuffet
Eating her grits and corn
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But quickwit holding his horn.

Mistress quickWit, quite a nitwit,
how does your garden grow?
"With (teehee) bells balls, and COCK-le shells
and then, of course, I've got my ho."

Hey diddle diddle,
QuickWit played his fiddle
In the middle of the Cabaret bar.
Porter found it disgusting,
Cray took a video for Rusty,
And for a minute the fuzzrat was a star.

We are well on our way to a rhyming picture book.

Nitwit quickWit sat on a wall.
Nitwit quickWit had a great fall.
All of the Cabbies and all of their friends
decided not to put quickWit together again.
 
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