Scenes from a hat!

Snowstorm · Jun 25, 2012

4. The kid in the mail room has your parking spot.

iLion · Jun 28, 2012

5. Wow.. and I just read that the unemployment rate spiked like never before, the state ran out of unemployment funds just last week, and hey.. wasn't that your street where the major drug bust and shoot out just happened today? Ah, well... everything happens for a reason, right?

How to explain yourself after yelling another person's name during the height of passion with your spouse.

Lavern08 · Jun 29, 2012

1. I forgot to tell you about my Tourette's thingy, sweetheart.

Robbert · Jun 30, 2012

2. I'm sorry, luv, it just slipped my mouth accidentially.

archerjoe · Jul 2, 2012

3. Would you consider plastic surgery?

PEBKAC2 · Jul 2, 2012

4. I was calling out your middle name, honey! Oh, your middle name isn't Jessicaalba? I thought for sure...

Williebee · Jul 3, 2012

5. "Betty? Why the hell would I yell out Betty? Her name is Marilyn."

"Things in the next Tom Cruise Pre-Nup."

archerjoe · Jul 3, 2012

1. You must be this crazy (see exhibit A signpost with line) in order to marry Mr. Cruise.

Lavern08 · Jul 3, 2012

2. You must be 28 years old and understand that once you turn 33, he dumps you. No, seriously.

archerjoe · Jul 4, 2012

3. Like a musical greeting card, it plays the theme from "Mission:Impossible".

HeavilyMedicated · Jul 4, 2012

4. The wife must keep her thetans fit and in shape.

archerjoe · Jul 17, 2012

5. Must keep up with the Kardashian's in regards to gossip in the media

archerjoe · Jul 17, 2012

Next topic: Unlikely replacements for the departing American Idol judges

iLion · Jul 17, 2012

1. Queen Elizabeth

archerjoe · Jul 17, 2012

2. Apparently Charlie Sheen is expressing interest. Now that has some potential.

Lavern08 · Jul 18, 2012

3. Michael Jackson

What? :Shrug:

iLion · Jul 27, 2012

4. Don Knots

The_Riskbreaker · Jul 27, 2012

5. Kayne West - He will applaud your perrformance in a minute, but right now, you need to know that the previous contestant was awesome.

Things people write on envelopes sent to the IRS. (and then forget they wrote them)

Robbert · Jul 28, 2012

1. * email Bernhard, Swiss vault still secure!?

Lavern08 · Jul 29, 2012

2. The "Infernal Revenue Service"

Silent Rob · Jul 30, 2012

3. Hands off my bling, yo!

iLion · Jul 30, 2012

4. Note to self: Remember to hide the real books till after those idiot fools do their stupid ittle audit.

archerjoe · Jul 30, 2012

5. Do Not Open until Christmas

Signs we're getting too much Olympics coverage

Robbert · Jul 30, 2012

1. Not one channel continues to broadcast from Athens, Greece.

iLion · Jul 31, 2012

2. After every private conjugal event, your spouse holds up a score card and sings the national anthem!

Scenes from a hat!

Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

Why do I say these things?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Practical experience FTW

Will crit for food.

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Why do I say these things?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Why do I say these things?

knows bears make everything worse

Practical experience FTW

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Riff-Raff

Why do I say these things?

Practical experience FTW

Why do I say these things?