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Pthom

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I really must get back to work
Although my boss is such a jerk
I'd be perfectly glad
And possibly bad
 

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I really must get back to work
Although my boss is such a jerk
I'd be perfectly glad
And possibly bad
If I went completely berserk

If I were to go back in time
 

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If I were to go back in time
Ere Shakespeare made even one rhyme
I'd change but ONE thing
 

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If I were to go back in time
Ere Shakespeare made even one rhyme
I'd change but ONE thing
I'd wear lots of bling
 

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If I were to go back in time
Ere Shakespeare made even one rhyme
I'd change but ONE thing
I'd wear lots of bling
and look absolutely sublime.


Your secret is safe, friend, with me.
 

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Your secret is safe, friend, with me.
It won't be like last time. You'll see!
 

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Your secret is safe, friend, with me.
It won't be like last time. You'll see!
I'll tell not a soul
In part or the whole
 

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Your secret is safe, friend, with me.
It won't be like last time. You'll see!
I'll tell not a soul
In part or the whole
But I'll charge you a sizeable fee.

It's good that you're learning to fence
 

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It's good that you're learning to fence
But my money's on that guy, Vince
 

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It's good that you're learning to fence
But my money's on that guy, Vince
He's great with a foil
 

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It's good that you're learning to fence
But my money's on that guy, Vince
He's great with a foil
But his temper might boil
And you'd have no ready defense

When weekends last only two days
 

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When weekends last only two days
Pay attention to all of the ways
That time can be wasted
 

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When weekends last only two days
Pay attention to all of the ways
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Or lives cut and pasted
 

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When weekends last only two days
Pay attention to all of the ways
That time can be wasted
Or lives cut and pasted
Life's not black & white; it's the greys

Alas, the great Twinkie has died
 

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Alas, the great Twinkie has died
With Ho-Ho, his friend, by his side
The Fruit Pie's no more
 

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Alas, the great Twinkie has died
With Ho-Ho, his friend, by his side
The Fruit Pie's no more
The zingers of yore
 

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Alas, the great Twinkie has died
With Ho-Ho, his friend, by his side
The Fruit Pie's no more
The zingers of yore
No longer shall grace my inside

Of all the dumb ones one could die
 

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Of all the dumb ways one could die
I did it while learning to fly
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Of all the dumb ways one could die
I did it while learning to fly
I'm embarrassed to say
I flew the wrong way
 
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