What happens when the world goes broke
Do we throw up our hands and say, "Oke"?
Should we drink and be merry
Sing "Derry down derry"
Or just sob bitter tears and then choke?
A professional marketing star
Bought herself an impractical car
It went pretty fast
But its blogs came in last
When they found out it wouldn't drive far.
My dog wears my suits when I'm gone
I caught him with one of them on
The pants were all ripped
His red rocket unzipped
And he spent the whole day in the john.
We've had several pseudo-rhymes lately, where a plural is rhymed with a singular, or vice-versa. I'll make one up as an example: "piffle/sniffles." This is not good. Let's try to keep our versification pure.
The sugar I put in this cake
Not the kind I usually bake
Will please every mouth
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