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What happens when the world goes broke
Do we throw up our hands and say, "Oke"?
Should we drink and be merry
Sing "Derry down derry"
 

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What happens when the world goes broke
Do we throw up our hands and say, "Oke"?
Should we drink and be merry
Sing "Derry down derry"
Or just sob bitter tears and then choke?



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Bought herself an impractical car
It went pretty fast
 

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When they found out it wouldn't drive far.



The moon rises over the fields
 

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The moon rises over the fields
Stoned on opium these poppies yield
The sun's also high
 

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The moon rises over the fields
Stoned on opium these poppies yield
The sun's also high
On a mescaline pie
 

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The moon rises over the fields
Stoned on opium these poppies yield
The sun's also high
On a mescaline pie
And that drug-source will soon be revealed.



The forum is going to pot
 

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The forum is going to pot
The result of a sinister plot
The members have gone
 

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I caught him with one of them on
The pants were all ripped
His red rocket unzipped
 

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My dog wears my suits when I'm gone
I caught him with one of them on
The pants were all ripped
His red rocket unzipped
And he spent the whole day in the john.

I'll sail the Caribbean soon
 

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I'll sail the Caribbean soon
Singing swashbuckling piratey tunes
Landlubbers keep out -
 

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Landlubbers keep out-
Or we'll smack yer dumb snout
 

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I'll sail the Caribbean soon
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Landlubbers keep out-
Or we'll smack yer dumb snout
And send you away to Troon.



The sugar I put in this cake
 

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:Lecture: We've had several pseudo-rhymes lately, where a plural is rhymed with a singular, or vice-versa. I'll make one up as an example: "piffle/sniffles." This is not good. Let's try to keep our versification pure. :D

The sugar I put in this cake
Not the kind I usually bake
Will please every mouth
 
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