Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

sneakysnail · Aug 29, 2012

Said the submissive.
Do you like leather? :ROFL:

kenthepen · Aug 29, 2012

I prefer whipped cream.

And you?

swachski · Aug 29, 2012

I prefer to keep my riding crop away from dairy products.

Isn't that a little cruel and unusual?

Cephyr13 · Aug 29, 2012

You just yank on a cow's teat a few times to get dairy products.

That's not cruel, is it?

kenthepen · Aug 29, 2012

The only cruelty is that I have a hard time telling which ones are the cows.......

Do you think anyone 'Moos' when they see me coming?

sneakysnail · Aug 29, 2012

Yes and I think I may have broken a few fingers.
Did you hear the snap, crackle, pop?

Silent Rob · Aug 30, 2012

No, I was too busy eating my Frosties.

Aren't they grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-eat!?

Silent Rob · Aug 30, 2012

When I forget that jarmans drive on the wrong side of the road!

Since when was right so wrong?

Cephyr13 · Aug 30, 2012

Since it became left.

Is wrong the right side or right the wrong side of the road?

Silent Rob · Aug 30, 2012

Ask the chicken.

Shouldn't he be an expert by now?

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

The implications are immense.

Are we attempting to create another nonEuclidean definition for parallel, using chickens?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 30, 2012

Seriously now.

Are we really still talking about chickens?

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

That's one question too many.

Doesn't someone have to speak for the chickens?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 30, 2012

I suppose someone does.

Are you volunteering?

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

I might be.

Is this your subversive way of telling me to cluck off?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 30, 2012

No need to be subversive.

So why don't you?

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

Baaaaaawwwwkk!

Want your ankles tattooed by chicken beaks?

sneakysnail · Aug 30, 2012

A peck of pickled peckers.

Is that an ostrich in your hair?

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

Not a WHOLE ostrich.

Don't you think the feather is elegant?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 30, 2012

Absolutely!

But why did you get tarred and feathered again?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 30, 2012

Yea, ok.

Metro is still 'in' right? :roll:

kenthepen · Aug 30, 2012

Mani-pedis will always be on the effeminate side of metro.

But the cup of Joe?

kenthepen · Aug 31, 2012

Never change who you are!

If it walks like a geek, talks like a geek, is it a duck?

swachski · Aug 31, 2012

No, it's an I.T. genius with a bill.

Does your OS need cleaning?

kenthepen · Aug 31, 2012

No, maybe just a shave.

Is it a duck, or an invoice?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

sneakysnail

I'm about to say something stupid

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

Cephyr13

kenthepen

sneakysnail

I'm about to say something stupid

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Cephyr13

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

sneakysnail

I'm about to say something stupid

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen