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Okay so I have waffles and pancakes and hashbrowns and some sticky buns and this expresso coffee stuff is really good I don't know why they don't serve it in big cups and I've only had like ten or thirty of them so anyway I bought some movies in the hotel room and they were really good but I forgot to sleep does anyone know what time the icecream truck comes back?
 

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Okay so I have waffles and pancakes and hashbrowns and some sticky buns and this expresso coffee stuff is really good I don't know why they don't serve it in big cups and I've only had like ten or thirty of them so anyway I bought some movies in the hotel room and they were really good but I forgot to sleep does anyone know what time the icecream truck comes back?

Someone needs her PHENTERMINE.
 

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Haggis, however, would like to see a devilish plot twist take shape; causing cray to experience some TV drama style angst.

Hmmm.

*now is the time to pitch your TV show ideas, based on the protagonist/antagonist themes above*

Ah, but what style of TV drama?

Procedural: Haggis, donning his best Lennie Brisco sarcasm, investigates the super-sizing of cray's avatar. In dutiful procedural fashion, the perp isn't OFG, as we all suspected, but rather KTC, an acronym of such renown no one could have fingered him as the mad avatar-super-sizing criminal. Haggis, tossing off another sarcastic retort, turns KTC over to Soccer Mom the Great for prosecution. All events inspired by a true story, of course.

Medical soap opera: The super-sized avatar is merely a symptom masking a larger, more serious problem. cray's innocent vision to Dr. Haggis von House reveals his avatar is a side effect of Cabaret-itis, and the snarky but brilliant Haggis von House is his only hope. Complicating the diagnosis is Haggis von House's crack fellowship team: robeiae, Unique and TrainofThought. Supervising their hijinks (and harboring a secret crush on Haggis von House) is Chief of Staff Rolling Thunder, and Haggis's best friend and cancer specialist Huggis.

Who's got breakfast? I'm tired of popcorn...

For some odd reason, this made me think of Revenge of the Nerds. Popcorn of cereal, beer for milk....

I'm gonna wait for the movie. In the meantime, die thread.

"Death is only the beginning..."
 

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*yawn*

Hey! Who slipped the sleeping pill in my water when we got into Humor?

*looks at Haggis & RT -- had to have been one of them*

I missed it! Don't think I'm gonna be such a sucker this time, though.
 

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*yawn*

Hey! Who slipped the sleeping pill in my water when we got into Humor?

*looks at Haggis & RT -- had to have been one of them*

I missed it! Don't think I'm gonna be such a sucker this time, though.

*points at OFG*
 

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ok then,...1 vote is in....
chaos votes that haggis's's' avatar should a sherlock holmes dog or a doctor doggie.
 

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*points at Soccer Mom* She wanted all the coffee.

Well, heck. If that's the case, all she had to do is ask for my share. I rarely drink the stuff and it's too hot this time of year for it.

By the way...Where's the popcorn? We're in the movie part now, right?
 

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Well, heck. If that's the case, all she had to do is ask for my share. I rarely drink the stuff and it's too hot this time of year for it.

By the way...Where's the popcorn? We're in the movie part now, right?

But I don't know anything about movies.

Except for West Side Story. I know about West Side Story.
 

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Ooh, more coffee for me but I don't think there is any unless Jenn doesn't want it and she doesn't so yay for more plus I saw this movie where there was this guy and he like hated this other guy and wanted to takeover the world so he tried to do some bad stuff and kidnap some people and I got bored so I watched this other show about this good guy that everyone thought was bad and he and uh and I kept flipping and got confused so I just watched SpongeBob Squarepants instead.

I think Sponge Bob has alot to say about the surreal alienation of modern urban living.

Oooh, donuts!
 

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*sings-I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. Oh, so pretty and witty and bright....*

:ROFL:


*Officer Krupke, we're down on our knees...
Cuz no one wants a fella with a social disease...*

Which is precisely why I am waiting for the movie.

Casting call! Who shall play Haggis on the silver screen?
 

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There's not a mountain of dogs ugly enough to pluck that acting pooch from.

Hey, hey! I deserve better from you. I was on your side when...

Well, I'm sure there must have been a time when I...

When people say bad things about you, I always...

Never mind.
 

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Oh, but on the silverscreen, everyone is played by someone prettier than real life. All major dog roles are played by female dogs anyway.

Too bad I've gone cat again.
 

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Ooh, more coffee for me but I don't think there is any unless Jenn doesn't want it and she doesn't so yay for more plus I saw this movie where there was this guy and he like hated this other guy and wanted to takeover the world so he tried to do some bad stuff and kidnap some people and I got bored so I watched this other show about this good guy that everyone thought was bad and he and uh and I kept flipping and got confused so I just watched SpongeBob Squarepants instead.

I think Sponge Bob has alot to say about the surreal alienation of modern urban living.

Oooh, donuts!

Um....

Is there a head-spinning smiley anywhere?

*sings-I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. Oh, so pretty and witty and bright....*

:scared:

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Too bad I've gone cat again.

OK, for some reason, I find this line to be funny as all getout. lol

I blame the transcription reports I've been editing. Yeah, that's it. Transcription reports.

Dang. Some of those would be sad movies, too.
 

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I blame the fourth cup of coffee I just drank to counteract my late night and early morning. They say once you go cat, you never go back.

I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.
 

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I blame the fourth cup of coffee I just drank to counteract my late night and early morning. They say once you go cat, you never go back.

I've heard that before, though not in that context. ;)

I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.

That might be a good idea.


Oh, cool! lol

It needs to go just a wee bit faster, though, to keep up with Soccer Mom. lol
 
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