The Bent Nail Saloon.

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God, I would love to. Give her a hint that is.

She actually apologized once for her dogs chasing me. "I guess they do it because your 'horse' (SUV) looks so much like mine." I looked out the car window at everything from a St. Bernard, bird dog, Chow, Boston Terrier, mutts and about seven Australian Shepherds and thought, "Yeah, they're mostly herding dogs--they chase anything that moves. Get a clue lady."
 

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I tried and I tried, but I can't do anything with that dang eggplant. Can I just batter the ugly thing and fry it?

Hey, Syn? We have other forums that can help you out, you know.



But here....I already made this...

I can do amazing things with eggplant.
*eyes Haggis*

*eyes eggplant...eyes Cella...eyes eggplant...eyes Cella...eyes Cella...eyes Cella...*

My Dog, I never saw anyone do that with an eggplant in my life!

:Wha:

Miss, Syno. Get me something ta drink, fast. I think I'm goin'a be sink.

We ain't invented sinks yet Dan. Get back here. :D

Uh-oh...I bet when he sees what I'm doing he'll decide to never make me a regular, so that he can keep getting all the free hot oil massages and food he can get....

Maybe I should have thought this through a little better....

Food...hot oil massages...food...hot oil massages...hot oil massages...hot oil massages....
 

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Surely, God did not intend for people to actually eat eggplant.
 

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*eyes eggplant...eyes Cella...eyes eggplant...eyes Cella...eyes Cella...eyes Cella...*



Food...hot oil massages...food...hot oil massages...hot oil massages...hot oil massages....

It's not like you have to pick, Haggis...there's time for all three ;)
 

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Cella, Eggplant, massage....I only see three....
 

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I thought this joke might be appropriate,


Naked Cowboy

A sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out
in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff.....I was in this bar down the road and this
pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am..'


Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist.
 

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That's funny, Syn... :)



Here we're smuttin' up Dan's establishment Cabbie style....SORRY DAN!


Alright, here I go again....

Farewell, Sweet Cheeks! (all a ya')
 
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*ching.....................ching,......................ching*



*a dark silhouette appears between the swinging doors*







barkeep, whiskey.
leave the bottle.






*amples over. stands at bar. stares into whiskey. downs 2 fingers. pours 'nuther.*








*spit*
 

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:roll: whoops.




i mean,...pffft.
real cowboys don't pay no nevermind to spelling and all that,...




*stares into whiskey some more*
 

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that's quite possibly the first time EVER I've corrected someone else's spelling. and really, the spelling was correct, it was the word that was wrong. lol :)

I"m a tarrabl spellor
 

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If you don't want to correct his spelling, next time just say, "why yes. They are ample. Thank you for noticing."


sure way to make cray thud.
 

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Well, they're not ample now but they will be someday...
 

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As if it's not already obvious enough in my profile pic, LOL! :D