Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

We think it was Joseph Geobels was not it?

How could Goebbels be a mother if he was a man?

Do you really want an answer to that?

Do you really have the answer to that?

Does Goebbels rhyme with pebbles?

Does Flurple rhyme with Purple?

Why does not our computer know how to spell in German when we can speak it fluently-where's the Hafferflocken?

Why did you ask that question?

Don't you wanna know where the hell your haferflocken is Jay?

Who is Jay?

Who is absinth-who is Jay-who is brilliant-witty-who has a beautifully dark sense of humor-is sick-who corrupts with not so subtle jabs at our egos-deceives the naive-who is a wit-raconteur-jesteress-who is constantly giving me a case of enuresis-who is always correct when she tells me I am losing it-why look in the sky-it's a bird-it's a plane-no damn it it's Jaycinth again

Are we having absinthe now?

Does not absinthe make the heart grow fonder?

Would somebody mind asking the green fairy to get off my shoulder please?

We shall ask but as you know persiphone fairies are a nuisance once they have settled down and planted their little fairy roots on a rich-nourishing shoulder-especially those pesky little green ones-just ask politely-sometimes it works-maybe you could bribe it with a bottle of ice-cold-aquavit-could not you just smash it with a plank?

Isn't fairy-cide punishable by death by being tied into a chair and forced to watch Mariah Carey in Glitter over and over and over again??

Why does that sound like a fate worse than death?

Umm ... because it is??

Well girls we finally agree on something-don't we?

Yes, but will it last?

Why would it?

Ladies, ladies. . . . you are part of the Gliterrati, aren't you?

Does that mean I can wear sparkles in my hair?

Why not? Will you tie me up and make me watch you though?

Do you enjoy that kind of thing?