Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

giusti · Mar 23, 2008

SAAM's building a nuclear weapon that he will use to wipe out most of French Canada.

Anthony Matias · Mar 23, 2008

giusti has one of the most telling profiles in AW

HeronW · Mar 23, 2008

Anthony really thinks: 'cuz I said so' IS the answer!

SAAM · Mar 24, 2008

Heron wishes I would make a voodoo doll of her!!

Woof · Mar 24, 2008

SAAM stands for Surreal And Altogether Mad.

SAAM · Mar 24, 2008

Woof likes the chicken and fish flavoured bones the best. Yum, says Woof

Anthony Matias · Mar 24, 2008

SAAM is in a bank line at this very moment and it's about to be robbed.

escritora · Mar 24, 2008

Anthony cries at the sight of a rose

HeronW · Mar 24, 2008

escritora steals crayons so no one can color the world.

Komnena · Mar 24, 2008

Heron wanted to color everything black.

escritora · Mar 24, 2008

Komnena french kissed the image of herself that appeared in Macy's window.

Anthony Matias · Mar 24, 2008

escritora drew the rose for me.

HeronW · Mar 25, 2008

>o< this is actually the aphid-Anthony lookalike that was on the rose before Anthony squashed it.

rosebud1981 · Mar 25, 2008

HeronW dribbles when she eats and really should wear a bib when in company.

HeronW · Mar 25, 2008

Rosebud thinks strained peas sucked through a bib is haute cuisine.

Komnena · Mar 25, 2008

Heron's avatar is really a decoy with a crocodile underneath.

giusti · Mar 26, 2008

Komnena's genre of choice is Marshmallow Peep erotica.

Komnena · Mar 26, 2008

Giusti loves reading Marshmallow Peep erotica.

rosebud1981 · Mar 26, 2008

Komnena played the part of the woman with three breasts in Total Recall. She finds it hard to get parts these days.

Woof · Mar 26, 2008

rosebud was actually the makeup artist for Total Recall, paying inordinate attention to breast-related makeup application.

Komnena · Mar 26, 2008

Woof owns a restaurant just so he can have free bones.

Woof · Mar 26, 2008

Komnena never looks a gift horse in the mouth - at least not until they've brushed and flossed their teeth.

Parkinsonsd · Mar 26, 2008

Woof is busy exploiting the market for equine dental care.

HeronW · Mar 26, 2008

ParkinsonsD uses shed Woof hair to knit for longjohns to keep warm in winter.

SAAM · Mar 26, 2008

Heron moved to Isreal to get away from a Mafia hitman named Joe.