Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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Ok.


Cass..


Go to the dispensary and score me some good-oldfashioned maui woweee to repalce the dirt mexican that haggis and RT smoked up.

That's a dear.



...and in the future, ask the people who aren't holding a loaded Desert Eagle to make your day. It's a lot safer.



Ask cousin 'It'

Now, see, this is exactly the kind of stimulating dialogue that the Arizona law I mentioned earlier would suppress.

Jaycinth. Of course I didn't mean you. You may call me whatever you like, and I'll enjoy it. I was referring to the rest of these pansies.
 

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Cass? Would you mind unfouncing for just a minute? I missed you slapping Artee.
 

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Cass? Would you mind unfouncing for just a minute? I missed you slapping Artee.

*unfounces*

Oh, no problem, Haggis. My pleasure.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me... I could buy a hores.

*slaps RT*

I'll fix you, buster!

Wait -- was that what I said last time?

*scans thread*

Nope, sorry. Do over.

*slaps RT*

You, sir, are no gentleman.
 

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You'd feel much better if she were standing on your head where you could look up her skirt.
 

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*slaps Haggis*

*files multi-pronged complaint against Haggis, RT, and KenthePen under Arizona law*

*tee hee...multi-pronged*
 

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Thanks for your consideration, kind sir. I'm quite happy with my slapping, sir. Please, madam, may I have some more?
 

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*looks up Cass's skirt during roundhouse kick*

Say, Haggis. You're absolutely right.
 
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