Oh, man, I can't believe I said THAT in a post!

scarletpeaches said:

She has delicate noodles?

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Almost, Miss Scarlet, but not exactly right!

IdiotsRUs said:

Can we offend those who offend us with their offensiveness about our offendability? Preferably with custard in a bucket placed precariously over a door?

Or are we too sensitive for that?



Naaaah. *loads bucket and waits for Silver King*

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Eww...custard and fish? Why not a bucket of hot sauce?

barbilarry said:

I have delicate n***L*s! Does that count?

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Last time I tried touching your nettles, I was punished for it. My fingers are still all red.

EyeSeaAll said:

Eww...custard and fish? Why not a bucket of hot sauce?

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Hmm true. We'll save the custard for someone else.

*loads bucket with hot sauce and waits for Silver King*

*sings* I'm going to get you little fishy, I'm going to get you little fish. I'm going to get you little fishy, cos I like eating fish.

IdiotsRUs said:

Can we offend those who offend us with their offensiveness about our offendability? Preferably with custard in a bucket placed precariously over a door?

Or are we too sensitive for that?



Naaaah. *loads bucket and waits for Silver King*

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*loads slingshot with pb and j---m&m's and waits*

Thank you Kuwi, you win a hug.
Even if it did drive me crazy when you touched my nettles. Mmmm!

IdiotsRUs said:

Hmm true. We'll save the custard for someone else.

*loads bucket with hot sauce and waits for Silver King*

*sings* I'm going to get you little fishy, I'm going to get you little fish. I'm going to get you little fishy, cos I like eating fish.

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I've got dibs on the left fin!

If anyone is aware of the outcome of the situation that I dare not speak lest I offend a jerkwad, would they be kind enough to let me know? And can I have peanut M&M's? Not because I don't like plain M&M's, just because I prefer peanut, although the almond ones are quite tasty too.

I feel another nut discussion coming on!

If people don't like it, they can suck my left nut! -Dr B. Stewart, now appearing in Rules of Engagement by our very own tt42.

Buy her book.

kayleamay said:

If anyone is aware of the outcome of the situation that I dare not speak lest I offend a jerkwad, would they be kind enough to let me know? And can I have peanut M&M's? Not because I don't like plain M&M's, just because I prefer peanut, although the almond ones are quite tasty too.

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See now, you haven't had the new peanut butter and jelly M&M's. They are to DIE for.

Yay for Lori's book.

scarletpeaches said:

If people don't like it, they can suck my left nut! -Dr B. Stewart, now appearing in Rules of Engagement by our very own tt42.

Buy her book.

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Why, does the right one taste bad?

It's occupied.

Probably by his boyfriend.

(Buy her book).

Hmm, is the boyfriend quite small or is the nut very big?


Just out of curiosity you understand. Cos I'm not sure how he'd fit inside otherwise.

I can honestly say that for me, the blender is no longer in play in this thread...

scarletpeaches said:

She has delicate noodles?

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noodles are only delicate when boiled. Who's boiling noodles!? Don't be boiling noodles unless you intend on using them.

NeuroFizz said:

I can honestly say that for me, the blender is no longer in play in this thread...

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damn it all to hell and back in a pink little hand basket. I was hoping for a chocolate martini with a drop of orange juice...blended, not shaken and not stirred. What's going to become of my dream for this...now that you have removed the blender from the thread?!?!?! WHAT!!!!!?!???

Cassiopeia said:

See now, you haven't had the new peanut butter and jelly M&M's. They are to DIE for.

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actually...they are to kill for.

IdiotsRUs said:

Hmm, is the boyfriend quite small or is the nut very big?


Just out of curiosity you understand. Cos I'm not sure how he'd fit inside otherwise.

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I don't actually know what he does with the right one, but there you go, that's Dr Stewart for you.

Clearly, sir dresses to the left.

Assauer said:

No ones even suggested permanent press?

the shame, the shame.

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for pancakes. but not for grilled cheese.

Assauer said:

Wait, where does he have to fit?

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Dr B Stewart's right nut. Or was it left nut? Something like that anyway. I'm thinking micro-boyfriend or very very macro nut. Like a space-hopper or something.

I don't actually know what he does with the right one, but there you go, that's Dr Stewart for you.

Clearly, sir dresses to the left.

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Apprantly if you have a macro nut ( My mate only has one nut, and seemingly it grows to fill the space) you have to dress both sides. One for the nut and one for the willy

Wouldn't that make him a bit lopsided though?

From what I gather, if you dress 'in the middle' you get nasty seam lines right across your nut, which ain't nice.

I shall consult with tt42 about the status of the Brandon-nuts when she's online.