Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

I find Mars bars all over the city . .

You think I live in an alternate universe?

sneakysnail · Aug 14, 2012

I thought I saw you at the third universe to the left.
Does Hung's intergalactic shuttle bus stop there? :ROFL:

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

Not any more. Swach hired him as her limo driver.

I guess you can always get what you want?

sneakysnail · Aug 14, 2012

Not always ... I ain't got no limo driver!
If I close my eyes and wish real hard ... think I'll get what I want?

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

If you live in a Disney movie.

Is there really no place like home?

swachski · Aug 14, 2012

Sometimes home isn't where the heart is.

Time for a road trip?

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

I don't understand.

Home moved to an alternate universe?

swachski · Aug 14, 2012

Yes, and it's just east of the border.

Going to worm your way into that hole?

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

I think I will.

How long will it be stable?

Michael Myers · Aug 14, 2012

Not in this heat.

Is there a taco in the deal?

swachski · Aug 14, 2012

I'd prefer something Italian.

Got something from The Cosa Nostra?

Charles Farley · Aug 14, 2012

Is that a bakery on mars?

Q / A

swachski · Aug 14, 2012

I'm roving around to find it this very moment.

Would you like me to bring back some martianalian bread?

kenthepen · Aug 14, 2012

We'd just have to exchange it at the bank.

What's the rate on Marrshin currency?

Shoestring · Aug 14, 2012

42

However did someone discover that cats have 9 lives?

kenthepen · Aug 14, 2012

Marrshin cats?

And when you say 9, are we still in base 10, or are Marrshins digitally superior?

Shoestring · Aug 14, 2012

You tell me. I can't speak binary.

And I thought it was Area 51?

Silent Rob · Aug 15, 2012

I'm confused...

Are we still talking about bakeries?

Silent Rob · Aug 15, 2012

Because Billy Zane commanded it.

Will your heart go on?

kenthepen · Aug 15, 2012

*holds ear to Kell's chest, checking for heart*

This could take an hour or two, just to be sure...

Do you mind?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 15, 2012

It's perfectly safe.

You don't need shins, right?

kenthepen · Aug 15, 2012

It's worth it to have the happiest ear in all the land.

Am I now to be known as "the shinless lecher?"

Don Evan Scott · Aug 15, 2012

I don't think so.

Perhaps the village idiot (with no shins)?

kenthepen · Aug 15, 2012

Fine, I've been FIRED from worse positions.

Besides, how high can the expectations be?

Don Evan Scott · Aug 15, 2012

The idiot has to be funny.

This is not going to work out well for you, is it?