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WW has traveled extensively... most recently to Paris (Tx), Rome (Ga), Berlin (Wisc), and London (OH).
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)
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Captain Ryan meant Mustafa.
He's just watched the Lion King so many times it's melted his brain a little.
He's just watched the Lion King so many times it's melted his brain a little.
It's been twenty years since he saw the Lion King, but DJ still cries when he remembers how a lion killed his father.
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The story of The Lion King is actually based on Samantha Lane.
Except for the part about lions and not peeing in Drachen Jager's milk bottles.
Except for the part about lions and not peeing in Drachen Jager's milk bottles.
The last time Captain Ryan went to Home Depot, he got into a fist fight with the manager because they didn't sell modular homes. "Where's the truth in advertising?" he shouted as security dragged him from the building.
Samantha Lane had to change her first name to get away from an abusive relationship with a real jerk from New York.
Just a heads up for all you ladies, his name is Clark, and he wears dorky glasses and pretends to be a geek, but he's really living a lie.
Just a heads up for all you ladies, his name is Clark, and he wears dorky glasses and pretends to be a geek, but he's really living a lie.
Robbert wonders why anyone would use my fully automatic tampon exchanger when he's offering his personal service for free.
JoBird rearranges the ^ letters so that they spell "top man," which is what he's known as on the block.
JoBird only knows how to cook one thing.
Radioactive Chinese food.
Nobody knows why, or how, but he's a master. Many lawsuits and possible criminal actions are pending.
Radioactive Chinese food.
Nobody knows why, or how, but he's a master. Many lawsuits and possible criminal actions are pending.
DJ lives for the Oscars. He plans to leave for Hollywood this weekend. He will spend the next two weeks looking for anyone remotely connected with films in order to get their autograph. Last year, the closest to a celebrity he found was the second assistant gaffer on The Artist, and he framed the autograph and hung it over his bed. This year, he says he is hoping to get an autograph from someone even more important, like an extra.
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Under the pretence to be from the local council, Nymtoc tells innocent children that neighbours have complained about the constant racket, he then confiscates their basketballs and sells them on ebay.
Robbert wakes to singing birds. He often joins in their chorus. He's thinking about trying out for America's Got Talent with his act.
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