Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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There's a cabin by the river in Deliverance.

What did my relatives mean when they told me that if I'm ever by the river, to drop in?
 

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I've got some cinder blocks.

Will they float?
 

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Maybe.

How hot is the lifeguard?
 

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I'm confuzzled.

But then that was the plan, wasn't it?
 

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'Cause I always deny it when I get busted.

Don't you?
 

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The FBI.

Are you on their top most wanted list?
 

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A cabin on the beach.

Am I deprived?
 

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No.

Do you have a yacht I can borrow?
 

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No, but I do walk into doors sometimes.

Do you think that's funny?
 

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Only if you pay me.

Cash or money order?
 
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