Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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In the glass, on the nightstand.

What's a young whippersnapper like you doing out this late?
 
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So we can roll it in breadcrumbs and serve it with chips!

Salt and vinegar?
 
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The perfect dressing for a wound, I hear.

Should we add baking soda?
 
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Arm and Hammer recommends it!

Over-sensitive or artificially whitened?
 

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No, thanks.

Nitrous oxide?
 

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If I feed you...

Will you multiply?
 
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It's mitosis, baby!

X or Y?
 
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At least one of them, anyway.

But what about Cyril?
 

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He gave at the office.

Frankie the Fender didn't give him much choice, did he?
 
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Frankie the Fender's a hard man to say no to.

Unless you're dog the bounty hunter?
 

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^He thinks I'm Dog the Bounty Hunter.

You think I'm Dog the Bounty Hunter?
 
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No, sir!

Where do you get your bandanas from, sir?
 

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I stole 'em off the bandana tree.

Did you notice how you can get 'ban Dan' outta bandana? :D
 
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Everybody should ban one once.

But other than that, shouldn't we just let them do their thang and we can do our thang and then we can all just get along?
 

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It's Tarzan in a blizzard.

edit to answer Rob: ^ Muppet Thang

Think he should put on something over the loincloth?
 
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Over the loincloth!

You mean like a mankini?
 
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But it's a holiday tomorrow!

You really want me to disappoint my public!?
 
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Well, those people standing outside with the flaming torches...

They're fans, right?
 
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Sounds like season's greetings.

Do I smell burnt muppet fur?
 
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No thanks, I'll stick with cocaine.

Should I cut it out?
 
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