TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

This whole 'There's Pie' campaign seems to be working. People from all kinds of threads are starting to ask..'Where is this pie"? and "I like pie, why wasn't I invited?"

A true desire for pie is being created as we speak.

But, there are those who are afraid of pie, who are distrustful of pie and who have doubts as to the existence of pie.

Should there be a pie thread somewhere, so that we can answer all of the questions about the pies, or should we wait awhile and let the desire for pie overcome the reluctance to experience pie.

Damn I'm dull. I need a boyfriend.
Who eats pie.....

RT, there is something about you that makes me wish that I chosen a career as a tax auditor....or maybe a DA.



BOOTS is BACK!!!stupid little kitten almost froze his idiot butt off outside...the brainless dope...

Rllgthunder said:

Geez, try to help out a friend and you get bit on the a**.

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But it's covered in whipped cream!!!!

Folks. A bit of news here.
AS you know CBeasy was injured on the job and will be having surgery on Thursday.

There is a thread in OP you should check out.

And I'd like to encourage everyone to find a lot of 'funny' and get on stage in the Cabaret so the CB man will have something to cheer him up a bit.

I mean other than RT & Cindy's porn.....

...and I've just discovered that not only did my crown shatter, but I have to have oral surgery.

Am I the luckiest person in the world or what.

What are these drugs of which you speak?

I have old Russian Dentist.
Before he starts work, he'll breakout the vodka....
and after he chugs the bottle
he'll slug me
once my jawbone
is softened up
he'll remove the root.

Joy.

Now, to lighten the mood,

I have this kitten. Boots (among other less attractive names)
So, I decided to teach Boots to come and sit.
And I used a whole can of kittie treats to do it.

So now, whenever he wants a kittie treat, he comes and sits on my foot and yowls until he gets it.

Joy.

Tools?

My dentist usually uses a toothpick and a Mc Donald's Straw!

***curtsey***