Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Sheila Muirenn · May 14, 2012

Un-sophistry.

Where do we get the chives?

Don Evan Scott · May 14, 2012

At the chives store.

How difficult is that?

Silent Rob · May 15, 2012

Very. It's a members only place and it takes ages to get accepted onto the list.

Just like the asylum, right?

Silent Rob · May 15, 2012

Didn't I sign some sort of contract requiring me to?

Q&A

LadyA · May 15, 2012

But you used the wrong hand to sign it with, and as Lemony Snicket tells us, that doesn't count....

Would we all be corrupt and twisted if writers ran the earth?

Sheila Muirenn · May 15, 2012

We are already corrupt and twisted.

Please eat the raspberry jam?

MrYikes · May 15, 2012

I have a rasp down in a can with my files.

What does happen when you lick a circuit board?

Charles Farley · May 15, 2012

Nothing positive.

Green splinters?

swachski · May 15, 2012

Sorry, we're all out.

Would a couple even ones suffice?

Don Evan Scott · May 15, 2012

No.

Is there such a thing?

Don Evan Scott · May 15, 2012

I didn't know it was even environmentalist season.

When did odd season end?

Silent Rob · May 16, 2012

More to the point...

...when did silly season begin?

LadyA · May 16, 2012

When I was born

What did the midwife say when she delivered you?

Silent Rob · May 16, 2012

Nothing. She was too busy handing her notice in.

When is mustard not an appropriate condiment?

MrYikes · May 16, 2012

My walking foot won't move.

Is there any treadle left in the pedal?

kenthepen · May 16, 2012

I'd call Mr. Singer and ask.

Would Mr. Bell take a message?

swachski · May 16, 2012

No, he's too much of a phony.

Is this thread needling you yet?

kenthepen · May 16, 2012

That's advanced class.

Trying to keep your wigwam?

Kerosene · May 16, 2012

I don't have the bark.

Why shouldn't I just not without it?

kenthepen · May 16, 2012

I've read your question twenty times and still can't decipher it.

Can you give me the code key?

Don Evan Scott · May 16, 2012

The operator says there are too many numbers...

Should I try again?

kenthepen · May 16, 2012

Thanks, that did it, I found your file.

Hmm, did you know that-- of course you did, isn't this YOUR permanent record?

swachski · May 16, 2012

Yes, but it's temporarily out of order.

Is there a disconnect?

Jehhillenberg · May 17, 2012

Supposedly.

More important that direction?

LadyA · May 17, 2012

As important as One Direction.

If Justin Bieber got killed by Twihards, what would happen to teenagers everywhere?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Rebuilding My Brain

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Riff-Raff

Riff-Raff

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Rebuilding My Brain

He's such fun, til he gets hungry

Bango Skank

checking the 'reset' box

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Riff-Raff

Always lurking, never posting...

Riff-Raff

He's such fun, til he gets hungry

checking the 'reset' box

Your Pixie Queen

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

checking the 'reset' box

N/A

Always lurking, never posting...