Resisting impertinent quoting and comment...Use the tools you have.
I was once "assigned" a waffle avatar (thus Mac is a Waffle House minion) - it still lives on as the avatar for my Twitter account.People, people, people... is this not a board full of writers?
Is nobody going to even try writing a disaster/apocalyptic tale in which waffles prove the be the key to saving civilization?
"I appreciate the offer, but I refuse to take a pay cut."I think I know where FedGov should go to get the next head of FEMA.
The Truth: Scattered, Smothered and Covered.How long before the first conspiracy theory in which Waffle House is a front for the New World Order? Make mine a SHORT STACK OF TYRANNY!!1