Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I am positive Rob...er...(did not mean to get so formal) the Muppet will agree...

between the third and fourth fret.

That's ok, Syd. Sometimes the thrill of discovery makes us all a little over-formal.

And yes, between the third and fourth fret is indubitably the case.

I have analysed it statistically and I am absolutely 99% certain of it.

*backflip*

Ohh... No-Man's-Land!

How brave of them.

*points out the obvious: A unicorn is no man*

Do you think the unicorns would be offended by that claim?

Unicorn in question would be too busy stealing your hair and passing it off as a maiden's...

Gah! That's true!

You're operating in dangerous territory here, Cliff. It might be time to become a skinhead.

ROAR

Nooooo! I've spent like 6 months growing my hair. I'm not going to shave it off now!

I'm hoping that when it gets a bit longer, it'll start looking good, instead of just "middle". As in, in the middle between short and long.

Have you tried using brylcreem?

ROAR

Good morning, house of well-dressed men.

well groomed

We're not sure about that.

Does anyone else picture being hit by a groom when they hear the word "groomed"?

No, but we could perhaps incorporate that as a new House of Forn wedding tradition. Anybody here getting married soon?

ROAR

A No Pants Wedding!

I'll get married as soon as you can find me a wealthy artistic goth.

I'm not picky. She only has to be a 9.5.

I think we could have a pretty lucrative thing going here as wedding planners, ac.

All we need is a powerpoint presentation to get started!

*marital aid jazz hands*

Cliff Face said:

I'll get married as soon as you can find me a wealthy artistic goth.

I'm not picky. She only has to be a 9.5.

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On the Richter scale?

'Cos that's pretty heavy.

And wow do I sound shallow!

Add to that list, someone I can have a deep and intellectual discussion with. (On No-Pants Day. )

Silent Rob said:

On the Richter scale?

'Cos that's pretty heavy.

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Idea for a song:

"My baby's a shifting tectonic plate,
Oh yeah,
My baby shakes the ground,
Oh yeah, baby, baby."

Whaddya think?

I bought a wedding dress one time!

No, not for me. For my "little sister".

Ah. That makes you qualified to run a Bridal Shop.

I'll invest 10,000. (Milliseconds.)

Silent Rob said:

On the Richter scale?

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alleycat said:

I bought a wedding dress one time!

No, not for me. For my "little sister".

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Hmmm...That doesn't sound right.


ETA: Is this you?!!?

Okay, okay, it was for me.