*Rummages for camera*Yeah...can't a girl gnosh a fat sausage for lunch without perverts making meat jokes?
***looks around innocently, then licks big chocolate popsicle***
*Rummages for camera*
***stops licking popsicle while doing nekkid pushups. Dresses in turtleneck and prarie skirt. Makes face at Mr. B.***
Well, we need some music.
...where's my big ten inch.......
I feel the intense need to disappear for a short time.....
But I thought we were going to get MARRIED!!!!
I bought a lot of new..............
stuff.
Even though it's not pointed at me, that phrase still makes me want to run away.But I thought we were going to get MARRIED!!!!
Whips? chains? Thigh-High Stiletto Boots?Lady Jay said:I bought a lot of new..............
stuff.
*Handcuffs RT to a chain*Jay, you should really consider BM as a worthy husband. Dark, handsome, taunts danger; just the sorta guy you're looking for.
*Handcuffs RT to a chain*
Why must it be this way, RT?
*ties other end of chain to the back of a cross-country freight train*
Just because your head's in the noose
*Cuffs RT's ankles too*
You feel the need to commit me to a life sentence?
We'll see about that.
*Blows whistle. Train starts to pull out*