Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Hmmm. What?

Garden gnomes were made to be stolen.

Except the ones I found at the Spy Shop. Those ones are made to give a 20 kilowatt electric shock whenever touched without latex gloves.

Ouch!

Garden gnomes should be banned.

GailD said:

Garden gnomes should be banned.

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Along with muppets.

Talk to Liza-Jane.

She's the ban queen.

ROAR

Susie said:

... I just realized I'm a bat-er-ee...

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Oh DANG!

It looked like one of them there "blow-up" dolls to me.

Good morning House of Mooning Gnomes and Blow Up Dolls.

Wait...what site am I on again?

I just made a pot of Hazelnut.

Help yourself.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oops.

Is it safe to come in here? Oh ... never mind - it can't be safe ... Lavern's here. And Gail. And Andreea. And Syn. And Cassie. And Suzie.

I think I'll just sit down with this fine cup o' Hazelnut and chill out. Thanks, Auntie Vernie.

JoeBear said:

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oops.

Is it safe to come in here? Oh ... never mind - it can't be safe ... Lavern's here. And Gail. And Andreea. And Syn. And Cassie. And Suzie.

I think I'll just sit down with this fine cup o' Hazelnut and chill out. Thanks, Auntie Vernie.

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Ask yourself this: Would you want to be safe with all these ladies around?

I'm safe.

Lavern08 said:

I just made a pot of Hazelnut.

Help yourself.

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Now you're talking!

Coffee alone is wonderful.

But add Hazelnut to it and...

MrWrite said:

Ask yourself this: Would you want to be safe with all these ladies around?

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Normally, no. But Lavern does a lot of cooking and that spatula she uses is the size of a garden shovel ... and she wields it with great accuracy and a plum aplomb.

JoeBear said:

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oops.

Is it safe to come in here? Oh ... never mind - it can't be safe ... Lavern's here. And Gail. And Andreea. And Syn. And Cassie. And Suzie.

I think I'll just sit down with this fine cup o' Hazelnut and chill out. Thanks, Auntie Vernie.

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Nothing will ever be safe as long as Susie keeps that "Cray's Gal" avie. *shudder*

Please, Susie, please -- change it back!

Meow, meow, meow.

Translation: Poor innocent kee kat needs coffee. And pie.

CassandraW said:

Nothing will ever be safe as long as Susie keeps that "Cray's Gal" avie. *shudder*

Please, Susie, please -- change it back!

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I'm sure Cray gets a charge out of her.

Sorry, that joke fell a bit flat.

alleycat said:

Meow, meow, meow.

Translation: Poor innocent kee kat needs coffee. And pie.

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Lavern is dishing out Hazelnut coffee, apparently.

MrWrite said:

I'm sure Cray gets a charge out of her.

Sorry, that joke fell a bit flat.

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I thought it was electrifying.

MrWrite said:

Lavern is dishing out Hazelnut coffee, apparently.

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Don't tell Cella, but I don't like that stuff.

The last time I said that Cella and a couple of others threatened me with baseball bats.

It depends where you get it. I don't like Starbucks hazelnut coffee. But then, I don't like Starbucks coffee at all. It's too bitter.

But Dunkin' Donuts? Now you're talking. America runs on Dunkin'!

Cella can get violent? But she looks such a sweet lil thing!

I'm a sweet little thing too.


Meow.

I haz beer but no pie.

Even sweet little kitty kats have claws hehe

Archerbird said:

I haz beer but no pie.

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Beer will ALWAYS trump pie.