Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Snitchcat · Oct 7, 2011

That'd just improve aim.

Should I paint a bullseye on something, then?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

You can paint something like this?

Snitchcat · Oct 7, 2011

Not sure what that is.

Is it upside down?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

It's a bull's eye, silly.

Are your brushes ready?

Snitchcat · Oct 7, 2011

Only if that bull is far away -- preferably in the next galaxy.

Have you seen my easel?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

I think it said, "AW Addicts Anonymous Meeting Cancelled Due to Poor Attendance"

Wonder why nobody showed up?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

If he can't drive, maybe he can take over.

Could he have left one of him behind?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 7, 2011

Don is just fine thanks.

Don't you know he has responsibilities sometimes?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

It must be hard to keep up with all of you.

Don't some of you wander off sometimes?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 7, 2011

OK, I have 3 personalities, not 3 bodies.

Although, that would be interesting, wouldn't it?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 7, 2011

I am going to pretend you didn't say that.

How are you tonight Kelly?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

Fridays are ripe for goofiness

Do you really think he thought you were serious?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 7, 2011

Of course I didn't.

When have I ever been offended by Kelly?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

I'll have to check the transcripts...

Have I offended?

Don Evan Scott · Oct 7, 2011

No.

You ladies will try harder, won't you?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

Pressure, pressure...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry! Better?

LaurieD · Oct 7, 2011

Not a chance.

Now, for a really important question - just why is the rum gone?

swachski · Oct 7, 2011

It's Friday night.

Should I dig into the sekrit stash?

LaurieD · Oct 7, 2011

Ooo! Sekrit stash!

Do we have those little swizzle sticks? And cherries?

Snitchcat · Oct 8, 2011

We have sugar-rimmed glasses.

Has anyone found the bourbon yet?

swachski · Oct 8, 2011

It's too early in the morning for bourbon

Can I lick the sugar off the glasses, though?

Duchessmary · Oct 8, 2011

Vile.
Anyone for a Bloody Mary?

Snitchcat · Oct 8, 2011

Only if you do the bloodying.

What's a mary?

L.J. · Oct 8, 2011

Something that goes round.

Right?

swachski · Oct 8, 2011

Or someone who has a little lamb.

Or who's contrary?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Dragon-kitty.

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Dragon-kitty.

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Dragon-kitty.

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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aka Skwirrel

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aka Skwirrel

Dragon-kitty.

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Where I want to be

Dragon-kitty.

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