Lady Cat said:
I'm thinking Family Guy.
How about these:
"I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. And now I don't even have that!"
"'I know what you made me do. Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore."
"Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?"