Haggis was right ????
Take me, God, I've seen it all!
The wedding story was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed one.
I do wonder how the wedding night went. You know, with no one there to coach them 'n all.
Haggis was right ????
Take me, God, I've seen it all!
'Scuse me???!!!Eh? Huh? Who?
Oh!
No. It's just you 'n' me.
Many years ago, we played for a wedding reception that was an even bigger dud. It was held in a church's social hall. We set up our band at one end of the hall and approx. 60 people sat at tables at the other end of the hall. We played our music while the guests ate and talked in hushed tones. The little children were not allowed to run and shriek. The photographer hauled the bride and groom to the center of the floor and posed them together as if they were waltzing. As soon as the shutter clicked, they sprang apart like a couple of magnets that had been pushed together with north poles facing. Nobody danced. There was no garter or bouquet flinging. I have seen people have more fun at a wake. As for the wedding night, I wonder if anybody told them to repeat steps 3 and 4.
'Scuse me???!!!
What, we bartenders don't count???
Accident? You mean we're going to tell them it wasn't on purpose?Geemogetti! Don't sneak up on old people and yell like that!
Anybody got a fresh Depends? Haggis has had an accident.
Nope, no Depends, but I have a couple boxes of size 3 Pampers. I suspect that even they are too large for a puppy-butt.Geemogetti! Don't sneak up on old people and yell like that!
Anybody got a fresh Depends? Haggis has had an accident.
That could be, but when there is an empty space and bouncy music, all those little kids would be hard to repress. The little whippers didn't make a move. I think these folks were wrapped too tight to squeak loudly.Maybe it was a shotgun wedding?
Sounds like they were very reserved and clement, like some of the folks on this thread, e.g., Haggis/Huggis, OFG, Lavern (is she still alive?), SR (hah!), Gail (not if I recall correctly), et al (haven't seen al for quite a while now).I think these folks were wrapped too tight to squeak loudly.
Al? Who's Al? I don't know half the people you listed... but I can't remember which half.
Yes!!! Congrats. And, I know just what you mean. Which brings me to what I've been thinking. Yeah, I do that sometimes.Thankee! Seems like we met just yesterday... then again, it feels like forever. I'm so very glad he puts up with me.
Great! A new restaurant. New age Chinese, French, Yorkshire (never mind)? What cuisine do they specialize in?I got a new age spot, if anybody's interested.
:|Great! A new restaurant. New age Chinese, French, Yorkshire (never mind)? What cuisine do they specialize in?
You're going to hate it when it starts getting dings. Are the glasses new, too?I got a new age spot, if anybody's interested.