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I once knew a guy who drank the contents of one of those for ten bucks *gags
Was it all in one long string.
(yeah, heard the joke years ago)
<spit, hock, choke, gag, spit, drool, wipe>
Was it all in one long string.
(yeah, heard the joke years ago)
<spit, hock, choke, gag, spit, drool, wipe>
I once knew a guy who drank the contents of one of those for ten bucks *gags
Was it all in one long string.
(yeah, heard the joke years ago)
<spit, hock, choke, gag, spit, drool, wipe>
I didn't look, but I don't think so. It was sloshy.
Where's Foster Brooks when you need him?
So, <hic> three, uh, n, n, women walk into a bar... <hic>
So, <hic> three, uh, n, n, women walk into a bar... <hic>
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Uh huh. Sorry, Haggis. I knew it going in, but you know how I've always got to test the weak board in the bridge, right?
Youngin's, he's on You Tube. Go watch him as an airline pilot with Dean Martin, slamming Don Rickles, and leaving Johnny Carson speechless.
And remember, he was dead, cold sober in every one of those clips (unlike many of those he was onstage with).
Brilliant.
Those were the days of comedy.
<spit>
Youngin's, he's on You Tube. Go watch him as an airline pilot with Dean Martin, slamming Don Rickles, and leaving Johnny Carson speechless.
And remember, he was dead, cold sober in every one of those clips (unlike many of those he was onstage with).
Brilliant.
Those were the days of comedy.
<spit>
Everyone knows Johnny. And Dean-I sorta do. But the other guy-nada. Sorry.
I grew up with Mork from Ork.
I grew up with Mork from Ork.
Guy was a hell of a singer too, as I recall. I say "was," assuming, of course that he's no longer with us.
Unfortunately, Foster left us Dec. 20, 2001 as I recall. One helluva' singer. Right up there with Burl Ives (just t' gives yungins somethin' else t' wonders what the old codger's yammerin' about this time)? He was 89.
Yep.*looks at haggis*
So now you're the judge too.
And about those old parking tickets of yourn....
Parking tickets...for a horse you broke the leg off of anyways. Now if that ain't crooked justice system.