gloriamandering
like gerrymandering, gloriamandering was invented by founding father elbridge gerry. instead of re-defining electoral voting districts gloriamandering involves redefining caroling districts, so that carolers from one ethnic district cannot carol in another ethnic district. this way the czechs keep "good king wenceslaus", the mexicans keep 'humildes peregrinos", the brits keep "here we go a wassailing and the germans keep "silent night" in their respective districts. since gerry's death the boundaries have faded and we have a melting pot of caroling mostly devolving into red nosed reindeer and choruses of "gloria gloria gloria, gallorrr-or-or-or-yeeeha"--s6
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