TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Soccer Mom said:

A virgin bloody mary

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Virgin Mary? Church is that way.

Oh. I see.

I'm an idiot.
Good Afternoon Mom!

Crap. I'm not even in the Cabaret. What am I doing in Jay's office?

:blinks blearily around room:

Morning, Ben. Do you always wander naked around her office?

Soccer Mom said:

Crap. I'm not even in the Cabaret. What am I doing in Jay's office?

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Hmmm... well it looks like you're upside down behind the desk.

Morning, Ben. Do you always wander naked around her office?

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Only when she hides my clothes.

Oh. Good to know.

:sits upright and tosses Ben a blanket:

You....uh...looked chilly.

Soccer Mom said:

:sits upright and tosses Ben a blanket:

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Thanks

You....uh...looked chilly.

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*Looks Down*
Oh God.
Yeah, chilly. Do you know about shrinkage? Good.

*wears blanket, poncho style.*

I was gonna say you need a bigger poncho, but looks like you've got it covered.

Is that avatar of yours of a Male dog, Muse. or is it a

MidnightMuse said:

I was gonna say you need a bigger poncho, but looks like you've got it covered.

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bitch.

For Sale:

Used laptop case. Has what appears to be Muse boogers on it. Sentimental value. Will only let go to someone who will care for it as previous owner did.

By this time Saturday, I'LL have my hands on the Pacific ocean and my feet in a beer.

By this time next saturday, I'll be in a parking lot watching the cubscouts shoot off the rockets they have made. With a fire extinguisher. Beer to follow.

Soccer Mom said:

By this time next saturday, I'll be in a parking lot watching the cubscouts shoot off the rockets they have made. With a fire extinguisher. Beer to follow.

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Man, I was sure in the cubscouts at the wrong time.

Gah - I hate the 4th of July.

While my neighbors spend a happy day getting completely WASTED and lighting matches to the high explosives they purchased on the reservations - aimed toward my house - I get to spend a stressful day and night hosing down my house, my garage, my hedge, my lawn, my roses . . . Then, around 3am it'll come to an end, and I can get 2 hours of sleep, followed by cleaning up the debri.

Did I mention hating the 4th of July ?

How's about I just hose the mattresses in their back yard with gasoline and toss a match, eh?

MidnightMuse said:

By this time Saturday, I'LL have my hands on the Pacific ocean and my feet in a beer.

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If you put a little of this stuff in your beer, you can have all three of your hands in both the Pacific and the Atlantic oceans.

A Catapillar? have you been licking toads again?

And what's wrong with lickin' toads?

depends on what part of the toad you are licking

Jaycinth said:

by this time on Saturday I will have my feet in the Atlantic Ocean and my hands on a beer.

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MidnightMuse said:

By this time Saturday, I'LL have my hands on the Pacific ocean and my feet in a beer.

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Soccer Mom said:

By this time next saturday, I'll be in a parking lot watching the cubscouts shoot off the rockets they have made. With a fire extinguisher. Beer to follow.

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By this time next saturday, I'll have my feet in slippers with my 6th coffee of the day.

I love saturdays

Lady Jay, what are you doing?