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Drachen Jager declined the title of Captain America because, though he lives in North America, the implications of the name were too odious for him to tolerate.
 

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Nymtoc sits at his computer all day long hitting refresh in this thread so he can show off his wit.

He occasionally wonders why it takes him so long to get anything done on his manuscript.
 

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HarryHoskins has begun painting canvases of water lilies, because he believes no one has ever done that before.
 

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HarryHoskins thinks the song "Ol' Man River" refers to the Thames.
 

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HarryHoskins keeps claiming that he is the rightful heir to the throne of Thuringia.
 

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Nymtoc thinks the only good Batman movies were the one with Schwarzenegger and 'Batman - The Movie'.
 

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Everything Drachen Jager knows about literature comes from reading Classic Comics.
 

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HarryHoskins is planning to run for Parliament as a member of the Letsgogetdrunk Party, which he founded last year. At present, his poll numbers are low.
 

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Nymtoc was walking by a cafe the other day when he saw his most recent ex talking with her friends. When he overheard them talking sex, he thought he'd hide in the bushes to see what his ex had to say about him. When it came to her turn she just shook her head and held up a pinky finger. The others burst out laughing, and Nymtoc went away happy thinking, "Wow, she thinks I'm that big?"
 

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Indsymllr is busy submitting her experimental manuscript. It's a 20,000 page swords and sorcery epic written entirely without vowels.
 

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When DJ started college, his love of words led him to choose Etymology as his major. Unfortunately, he couldn't spell, and that explains why he ended up studying insects.
 

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DJ loves to ride on the merry-go-round, but every time he gets on, people start riding him.
 
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