Yes. Sometimes, in all the wrong ways. Like when you've had too much to drink and it's late at night and if you close one eye, you say, "What the hell, you'll do."
Why do mosquitoes get in the house?
Why do mosquitoes get in the house?
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...attend vampire eradication courses. Five more and I get a certificate. Should I learn how to fight werewolves, too, or just wear a garlic necklace?
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Yes, since I'm allergic to manufactured fragrances.
Ever hold your nose to run past a kiosk?
Ever hold your nose to run past a kiosk?
No, but it's a good idea to make it past the aggressive employees (not their fault, I know, but still annoying).
Why does the rest of the US disregard California most of the time?
Why does the rest of the US disregard California most of the time?
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Because they can't do it all the time on account of the avocados. Blast you avocados!
Why does my toddler jump all the way from the end of the hallway to the front. It's at least a good 12 feet.
Why does my toddler jump all the way from the end of the hallway to the front. It's at least a good 12 feet.
It was a dark and stormy night last night. Not even lying.
What should Godzilla's twitter handle be?
What should Godzilla's twitter handle be?
Lord Arthur Van FiveAmingstein. Being a flagrant alcoholic and racist, he felt there needed to be more hours for drinking and oppressing the Irish. He also campaigned for a 13th hour, but failed in that respect.
Isn't History fascinating?
Isn't History fascinating?
It's a little known fact that I would have probably gone into history had I not discovered writing. Probably archaeology.
Did I make the right choice?
Did I make the right choice?
No. You would have become the next Indiana Jones and ended your life run over by an enormous boulder, like all good heroes. Now instead you will die comfortably, surrounded by friends and books. How boring is that?!
My friend is crushing on me but I'm not interested.
Is Indiana Jones the greatest explorer of all time?
Is Indiana Jones the greatest explorer of all time?
Nope. Not never. We're American. We don't have to know stuff. We just have to be louder than the other countries.
France: that's next to Australia, right?
France: that's next to Australia, right?