Fun

Ummm... how BIG a stick? How thick and how RIGID a stick? Nicely sanded and smoothed? Can I attach a vibrator to it?

gotta go with stick.

They're so versatile.

Beating, poking, writing, twirling, whapping, thwapping, tapping, rapping...

and if you're tired after all that you can use it to cook hot dogs and marshmallows....

what's not to like about a stick?

robeiae said:

Family thread...

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Did I say anything rude, or crude, or lewd?
Heck, I didn't even say scr...

Fleas because I like to pick and scratch.

How about a boomstick?

Fun is not an activity it is a state of mind. Nothing creates a better state of mind than a pencil thin mustache.

The stick's pretty good.

But if you dry the wet blanket, you could sleep under it. Thats fun.

Or, and this may just be me, Taking apart the broken clock would fill some time...

Nah, I'll have to go with Other.

Porcupine in a balloon factory = mass chaos = much fun...

And I note "mud shark" wasn't on that list...

I had to go with the wet blanket. I just, I had to. There was no other choice for me. The wet banket is, by far, the most fun AND the most challenging (and you all know how I love a challenge).

Porcupine in a balloon factory is waaaay too much fun. Just put him/her in there and let em' rip.. .

Having fleas. All of the other options, well, you can only try them so many times until they become passe.(Except for Dawnos ears, of course, because they are to be revered) Fleas now, I tell you, can provide hours and hours of entertainment. Throw in a few circus accoutrements, and THAT'S a party!

scarletpeaches said:

I vote porcupine, 'cause it gives me an excuse to say 'prick'.

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Yeah, I'll vote for the prick no i didn't write anything suggestive here but you know who i am thinking of in the balloon factory.

Can we turn out the lights and throw in a porcupine for fun?

I voted for Dawno cause she's cool and I love her sparkly ears! BUt my second choise would be the porcupine in the balloon factory cause that's just crazy talk.

Unique said:

gotta go with stick.

They're so versatile.

Beating, poking, writing, twirling, whapping, thwapping, tapping, rapping...

and if you're tired after all that you can use it to cook hot dogs and marshmallows....

what's not to like about a stick?

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My thought exactly, plus a stick is a wonderful motivator for the kids. A motivated kid is always entertaining.

I like sticks.

Pagey's_Girl said:

Porcupine in a balloon factory = mass chaos = much fun...

And I note "mud shark" wasn't on that list...

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Aren't the balloons in the factory "uninflated"? Asking since I've never been in a balloon factory (and to be difficult since you didn't pick cardboard box).

Anyone that's been in a household with children on Christmas morning know that cardboard boxes hold infinate possibilities. Think house, space ship, race car, etc.; if you think with the naughty parts of your adult mind think place to "you know".

Judy

threedogpeople said:

Aren't the balloons in the factory "uninflated"?

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Not in the QC/Testing department!

...but the testing department only blows-up a few at a time; not much fodder for chaos.

Nope, a box is much, much better. I can think of lots more ways to have fun with a cardboard box than seeing a few balloons get pricked by quills and deflated.

dpaterso said:

A pal of mine is an ex-sailor, some odd phrases come out of his mouth, e.g. "I had to nail a plank to my arse in case I fell in" -- commenting on the virtue of a young maiden with whom he had congress. But that ain't nothing compared to your quote above. Finally I understand what the Bee Gees were singing about when they warbled, "How deep is your love?"

-Derek

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There is a delightfully rude old song that has the lines, "You're a liar," said the other old whore, mine's as deep as the sea. The ships sail in, the ships sail out, and never a bother to me!"

BOX, BOX, BOX, BOX, BOX!

Stand on it, sit on it, hide in it, hide something, haul something, send something, make something, imagine something.

Box, Box, Box, Box, BOX....Magic!

boxes have so many possibilities, especially if you have pets.

but i almost chose a stick.