Scenes from a hat!

RedHat · Mar 14, 2012

3. Acknowledge that you discipline your kid with spankings.

poetinahat · Mar 14, 2012

4. "Please, PLEASE try to like this teacher, darling! We're running out of schools. . . ."

Williebee · Mar 14, 2012

5. Look, this time? No witnesses, ok? The basement is full.

"If current events were cartoons." Wait, that's too close to real, who could tell?

"If politicians appeared on Dr. Phil, he'd tell them..."

Robbert · Mar 14, 2012

1. If it is not happening right now, no psychiatrist will ever be able to bring you back on track.

Lavern08 · Mar 15, 2012

2. "You need help, and you need it NOW!"

archerjoe · Mar 15, 2012

3. You know, I've never punched a guest in the nose on my show. That is until today.

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

4...they should be on judge judy instead.

Robbert · Mar 20, 2012

5. ...stop neglecting your family over your political career!

Scene: You just reversed your car into the neighbour's fence. The damage isn't too severe--it's the neighbour's comment which makes your blood boil...

archerjoe · Mar 20, 2012

1. "Did you ever notice how a person's ass and the ass-end of his car eventually converge to look the same?"

onestepp · Mar 21, 2012

Any elementary student understands the difference between drive and reverse

iLion · Mar 22, 2012

3. This bashed fender and smashed light isn't even noticeable on that thing you drive... but you must to have this little nick on my fence fixed immediately!

Williebee · Mar 22, 2012

4. So, you noticed the new fence, eh?

Snowstorm · Mar 27, 2012

5. You really should sober up before getting in the driver's seat.

Scene: you hold your best friend's infant before heading out to a first date ... and the infant spits up on your new shirt. What comments are said?

lyael · Mar 27, 2012

1. That's OK--I think I read on his profile that sour milk's his favorite scent.

Clueless · Mar 27, 2012

2. You better switch me shirts

Robbert · Mar 28, 2012

3. At least it's organic!

Lavern08 · Mar 28, 2012

4. DANG!

archerjoe · Mar 28, 2012

5. I was questioning wearing tie-dye on a first date but now I see it was a lucky choice.

Dumb promotional tie-ins to The Hunger Games movie/book series

Clueless · Mar 29, 2012

1. It'll leave you Hungry for more.

archerjoe · Apr 2, 2012

I killed the thread

2. Hungry? No games here, only the food you want, when you want it. Get a game piece with every purchase: you could be a winner!

Williebee · Apr 2, 2012

3. First ten people in the door get free arrows. Last one in gets a free jersey with a one time only bullseye on it!

Guardian · Apr 3, 2012

4. Sponsored by Burger King.

archerjoe · Apr 4, 2012

5. Brought to you by Craig and Jenny's weight loss centers.

Adam Sandler swept the Razzies with "Jack and Jill" - let's give him some better ideas

Lavern08 · Apr 4, 2012

1. Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde - The Musical (In 3-D)

Guardian · Apr 4, 2012

2. Adam Sandler as the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Scenes from a hat!

say it loud

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Practical experience FTW

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Riff-Raff

Practical experience FTW

Why do I say these things?

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

Going on a mental vacation.

Practical experience FTW

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Going on a mental vacation.

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

just the worst honestly

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

just the worst honestly