Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

sneakysnail · May 25, 2011

I get ugly sleep every night *Picks zits on chin*
Maybe I need to sleep longer?

BeatrixKiddo · May 25, 2011

Sadly, zits don't seem to care how long we sleep. (sigh)

How long do ostriches sleep?

sneakysnail · May 25, 2011

Depends on how many hot flashes occur.

Does Jesus sleep? Or does he just go around knocking on peoples doors and waking them up?

BeatrixKiddo · May 25, 2011

Most were never aware of Jesus's "prankster" side.

He needs something to do, while waiting to start The Rapture, ya know?

sneakysnail · May 25, 2011

2012

Does that include the light the brown paper bag of dog doo on fire then run away gag?

BeatrixKiddo · May 25, 2011

Jesus has an aversion to anything that smells like rotten eggs.

You know, reminds him too much of his distant cousin in Hell ya dig?

sneakysnail · May 25, 2011

I dig, then I stick my head in the sand when I get scared.

So do you think the evil cousin is behind it all?

BeatrixKiddo · May 25, 2011

The evil cousin wants to give the world the ultimate wedgie.

Shall we take bets on predictions?

sneakysnail · May 25, 2011

I'll take the prediction

Do you think it will involve a purple nurple?

L.J. · May 25, 2011

No, just Tinky Winky.

What do you think he carries in that purse, anyway?

BeatrixKiddo · May 25, 2011

Anti psychotic meds?. Q/A

sneakysnail · May 26, 2011

Yes please.

Do you have some chocolate covered ones?

L.J. · May 26, 2011

How about just some chocolate.

Isn't it the same thing?

L.J. · May 26, 2011

Dang!

How'd you know I was gonna do that?

sneakysnail · May 26, 2011

Because your so predictable.

Your about to take the dog and go hunting aren't you?

L.J. · May 26, 2011

Only after I get back from the 7-11 with my six-pack of Bud Light.

Do these camouflage pants make me look fat?

sneakysnail · May 26, 2011

Wally World is the 9th wonder of the world

Don't they sell guns there?

L.J. · May 26, 2011

You mean just 'cause people run over your ankles with their carts, and push you face first into the produce to make sure you don't get to the sale aisle before they do?

Question and Answer

Don Evan Scott · May 26, 2011

I did my part today.

Did you all vote for your favorite poem?

Snitchcat · May 26, 2011

I yawned at the the voting action.

Did you count all the grains of sand yet?

sneakysnail · May 26, 2011

487756646646638748374683748274874837446874 Exactly How long do you think that took?

Snitchcat · May 26, 2011

Probably a lot longer than you wanted.

Btw, you sure you didn't mis-count?

L.J. · May 26, 2011

I never miss.

Splat?

Snitchcat · May 26, 2011

Fly swatter.

Anyone have US$13million spare that I could have and not pay back, please?

BeatrixKiddo · May 26, 2011

Since you said please, yes.

Can't we steel it from another country?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

I'm about to say something stupid

Is it summer yet???

I'm about to say something stupid

Is it summer yet???

I'm about to say something stupid

Is it summer yet???

I'm about to say something stupid

Is it summer yet???

I'm about to say something stupid

Is it summer yet???

I'm about to say something stupid

I'm about to say something stupid

I'm about to say something stupid

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Dragon-kitty.

I'm about to say something stupid

Dragon-kitty.

Dragon-kitty.

Is it summer yet???