What do we do if Monday comes and the lobster is still missing?
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 17, 2006 #5,601 What do we do if Monday comes and the lobster is still missing?
littlewriter Super Member Registered Joined Aug 14, 2006 Messages 151 Reaction score 11 Location northern ireland Sep 17, 2006 #5,602 Wait longer?
DamaNegra Mexican on the loose! Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2005 Messages 6,260 Reaction score 1,358 Location Scotland Website www.fictionpress.com Sep 17, 2006 #5,603 Why don't we just hire a Private Eye?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 17, 2006 #5,604 Would it make you happy if I told you the lobster is in touch and just fine??
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 18, 2006 #5,605 Are you telling the truth?
kristie911 Happy to be here Super Member Registered Joined Jul 17, 2005 Messages 4,449 Reaction score 2,460 Location my own little world Sep 18, 2006 #5,606 Why would she lie?
WerenCole Funny what? Do I amuse you? Super Member Registered Joined Feb 15, 2005 Messages 2,212 Reaction score 581 Location The Hub Sep 18, 2006 #5,607 Why does that lobster have my cell phone? "Heya lobster. . . buddy boy. . . who ya callin?"
Jaycinth Your Cuddly Sociopathic Super Member Registered Joined Aug 2, 2005 Messages 13,538 Reaction score 4,652 Location Same Psychosis...different day. Sep 18, 2006 #5,608 Why are you hiding that butter from the lobster?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 18, 2006 #5,609 Are you sure it's not I cant believe its not butter?
Wordworm Impotent Omnipotent Super Member Registered Joined Aug 24, 2006 Messages 231 Reaction score 25 Location at my Mac Website www.gxo.com Sep 18, 2006 #5,610 Why don't you ask the lobster?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 18, 2006 #5,611 What makes you think I didnt ask the lobster?
Wordworm Impotent Omnipotent Super Member Registered Joined Aug 24, 2006 Messages 231 Reaction score 25 Location at my Mac Website www.gxo.com Sep 18, 2006 #5,612 So, obviously I have to ask, what did he say?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 18, 2006 #5,613 Would you believe me if I said that he said he was in the ocean where all lobsters who arent in tanks at Red Lobster dwell?
Would you believe me if I said that he said he was in the ocean where all lobsters who arent in tanks at Red Lobster dwell?
davids Banned Joined Apr 3, 2006 Messages 7,956 Reaction score 2,804 Sep 18, 2006 #5,614 Does anybody out there wanna help me swab the decks of the old trawler?
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 18, 2006 #5,615 How did you escape?
davids Banned Joined Apr 3, 2006 Messages 7,956 Reaction score 2,804 Sep 18, 2006 #5,616 I asked the ocean to gobble me up for four days-and it obliged-since I have to ask a question-here it is-have you ever been gobbled up?
I asked the ocean to gobble me up for four days-and it obliged-since I have to ask a question-here it is-have you ever been gobbled up?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 18, 2006 #5,617 (blushing) Must I answer that?
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 19, 2006 #5,618 Can you define 'gobble'?
davids Banned Joined Apr 3, 2006 Messages 7,956 Reaction score 2,804 Sep 19, 2006 #5,619 I should think Unique my lovely that 'gobble' might just be mandibular frenzy-what do you think?
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 19, 2006 #5,620 How far away from a 'mandibular frenzy' would one need to be in order to be safe from said frenzy?
davids Banned Joined Apr 3, 2006 Messages 7,956 Reaction score 2,804 Sep 19, 2006 #5,621 One would think that is a question of proximity-do you really want to be safe from said frenzy-I wonder???? Hmmm?
One would think that is a question of proximity-do you really want to be safe from said frenzy-I wonder???? Hmmm?
Unique Agent of Doom Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Mar 23, 2005 Messages 8,861 Reaction score 3,230 Location Outer Limits Sep 19, 2006 #5,622 Are there teeth involved in this frenzy?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 19, 2006 #5,623 Are they sharp?
davids Banned Joined Apr 3, 2006 Messages 7,956 Reaction score 2,804 Sep 19, 2006 #5,624 naw-do you think I should take em out and gum ya to death?
persiphone_hellecat Banned Joined Jul 15, 2006 Messages 4,907 Reaction score 394 Age 70 Location NY - Out on "The Island" spring and summer - in HE Sep 19, 2006 #5,625 Havent you ever heard that is supposidly kind of interesting?