Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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It must have been Mandatory Nap Time. This thread needs a wake-up fairy.
(hey, wait a minute. I'M not Porter, am I?)
(hey, wait a minute. I'M not Porter, am I?)
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What do you call a sheep without legs? A Cloud.
What's the difference between your penis and your bonus from work?
Your wife will always blow your bonus from work.
Two ducks and and chicken walk into a bar. The one duck says to the other duck, "I think that other guy is an imposter."
The other duck goes, "You're telling me. Have you heard how he quacks?"
What's the difference between your penis and your bonus from work?
Your wife will always blow your bonus from work.
Two ducks and and chicken walk into a bar. The one duck says to the other duck, "I think that other guy is an imposter."
The other duck goes, "You're telling me. Have you heard how he quacks?"
Comedy is like oral sex. Sure, it sounds good, but most people tend to stutter.
What? It's no worse than everything else not going on in here...
What? It's no worse than everything else not going on in here...
The other night Jaycinth was invited out for a night with "the girls."
She told Brian she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Brian would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. Jay was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning Brian asked Jay what time she got in.
"Midnight," Jay replied
Brian didn't seem disturbed at all. "Okay. I think we should go shopping today. We need a new cuckoo clock."
"Really? Why?"
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh no.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
She told Brian she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Brian would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. Jay was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning Brian asked Jay what time she got in.
"Midnight," Jay replied
Brian didn't seem disturbed at all. "Okay. I think we should go shopping today. We need a new cuckoo clock."
"Really? Why?"
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh no.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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