Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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GailD

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Urgent message to Haggis!!


Please. Please. Please.


Schmoo Rob!

Schmoo Rob!

Schmoo Rob!

Puppies are cute. Yeah. Puppies. :)
 

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Next urgent message:

Haggis---you now have 1575 views on your newbie 'Hola y'all'!! Not to mention the welcomes ya got here!!

Is that enough? How long will this continue?? How much is too much? I mean, it was real nice of Cass/Angie to revive your thread, but just how brown can one/two nose/noses get?? When will the madness stop??

*runs off to welcome Haggis again*
 

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Where's my shit stirrer when I need her??

oh, nevermind---she reported me for that already!
 

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Well damn, HB! You can't expect me to stir the shit when you keep insisting on moving the pot!

*adds bacon lube to shit pot*
*sniffs*

Almost done.
 

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*brings back shit stirrin pot for klm*


Bacon lube---all yours!

Pssstt--might add some beans for the added gasious affect!
 

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Cella and The New Girl were playing golf in the Caberet Tournament one sunny Saturday morning. Cella teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, Haggis, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
Cella rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me!” she told him earnestly.
“Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright…I’ll be fine in a few minutes”, Haggis replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and finally he allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and placed them by his sides. She then loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: “How does that feel?”
To which he replied: “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.”
 

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That's disgusting!!


I would have kissed his thumb and made it feel all better!!
 

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I wonder why Cella didn't think of that...
 

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*considers pointing out that chihuahuas don't have thumbs, so whatever HB is kissing...*
 

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Oh!

*examines self*

*touches guns*

Tru dat.

Ok, yo' crazy foo's!

Quit yo' crazy jibba jabba!

I pity you all. All those foo's.

Now drink yo' milk.


























































And remember, kids: Be somebody, or be somebody's fool!
 

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Holy Shizznetts---Porter has corrupted the muppeh!!

Say it aint so!!
 
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