The Bent Nail Saloon.

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*follows reg down the stairs*

I'm lookin' fer the man whut shot my paw agin.

You mean Ferret that shot your paw.





























Yet again
 

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*hands puppeh a mini manly bandage*




Good thing you have spare parts marshal.




*spit*
 

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Somehow the marshel is always in the line of fire
 

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*blue long-johned kid walks in door*

what'd I miss?

*looks at haggis with missing legs and sees holes in roof*

I brought my own pianer since that last one was only a cranker. I can play something to bring up the spirits around here.
 

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I think you're confused. I ain't your pa. But I'll high five you nonetheless.

*slaps Haggis*

You know you may have invented a whole new greetin there, pardner.

GAAAAAAAHHHHH!

*blue long-johned kid walks in door*

what'd I miss?

*looks at haggis with missing legs and sees holes in roof*

I brought my own pianer since that last one was only a cranker. I can play something to bring up the spirits around here.

How about "Papa was a Rolling Stone" since Haggis seems to be having father issues lately.
Oooh. Excellent choice. That's gonna be a great song when the Temptations are finally born.
 

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How bout Yellow Rose of Texas? I know that one. No shooting, boys, please. I gotta wet this cork every hour or so or else it falls out cause it shrinks up.
 

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Paw! Paw!

*holds up bleeding, disfigured paw for the ferret to see*

He's a ferret and an overbeered ferret at that. What can you expect?
 

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It is amazin' bk. We're all wonderin' how it dose it.
 

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*ambles in to the saloon...sees the ferret passed out on the bar...picks up his carcass and staples it to the wall, next to the stuffed jackalope*
 

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How dose the marshel amble into a saloon without feet?
 

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*ambles in to the saloon...sees the ferret passed out on the bar...picks up his carcass and staples it to the wall, next to the stuffed jackalope*

I haven't laughed so hard in at least an hour. I thought he was just missing two of his legs and had one of them replaced with a wooden one. He really does well, considering.