No, we can't have Hotel California, though it is on the jukebox there in the corner (which none of you ever use - maybe 'cause it's in the shape of a giant spider ready to pounce). And no nekkid doorman either. Some of us have to pass through that door to get to the parking lot (and dimensions beyondbest left unmentioned) and while such an, um, decoration might be entertainment for some it'd be an embarrassment to the bar, the Hounds, and an eyesore in general 'cause it'd prob'ly end up being Richard Simmons or somebody like that and that'd just be a crime against nature.