And floss. Never forget to floss.
Okay, floss is now in my pack, just in case.
When I was a newbie, absolutely no one replied to my post in the cafe there. That's why I ended up here - with my grudge intact - I'm not going back there again. You can't make me.
I have returned from the acquisition of renovation and decorating supplies, despite the bank trying to trip me up online this morning by refusing to verify my payment through it's security system. What a brilliant way to make you save money. Such consideration.
I never have that problem with Amazon. I told you I should have bought £100 worth of books.
Is there tea?
Keep your grudge. I like all parts of you. I don't go over there often enough, I don't want worthwhile people to not like us. You know, like yourself.
I won't eat the newbies, I like to know what I'm eating first. I have had bad experiences with "here, eat this, no, never mind what it is, just try it. Then, I'll tell you what it is."
I like to wait a while to see if they are newbie assholes or newbie sweetie pies. Assholes don't taste good. Sweetie pies do. I let them keep their writing hand, both hands if they type.
Would you feel better if I threaten to eat you? I got some nice sea salt and really good pepper corn for the grinder. Add a little lemon when the broiling is done...
