Worst Movie Titles...

kaitie said:

The title Snakes on a Plane is my entire motivation for even watching that movie.

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Same.

I've always been fond of Manos: The Hands of Fate. Rubber was another oddity. I'm sure I can think of more, but they're not coming to me at the moment.

J.S.F. said:

B.A.P.S.--A movie which made Halle Berry look bad--before Catwoman practically destroyed her career.

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No way! B.A.P.S. is a cult classic.

The title "Snakes on a Plane" is likely the only reason most people saw that movie...

Btw, I worked with Sebastian Gutierrez(who wrote it), and he's a great guy.

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Tammy and the T-Rex
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Attack of the Killer Refrigerator
Monsturd
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and find True Happiness?
The Perils of Gwendoline In the Land of the Yik-Yak
Ssssssss
Wheels of Terror
Terrorvision
I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave
The Stuff

I've seen a lot of b-movie crap.

Also, there is one that I won't type here as it is offensive. But, link to IMDb page:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Yeasayer said:

No way! B.A.P.S. is a cult classic.

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YAH! showed her versatility


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I'm gonna say SPACEBALLS.

I like the movie, but that title just came to mind for the thread. Idk

Jehhillenberg said:

YAH! showed her versatility


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I'm gonna say SPACEBALLS.

I like the movie, but that title just came to mind for the thread. Idk

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Boy, you and Yeahsayer are not to believed!



Other tremendously bad movie titles.

Avenging Disco Godfather

Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell. Yeah, I can just imagine a kid saying, "Mom, we were just playin' around!"

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians--this would turn ANY kid off Christmas.

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter--I actually sat through this turkey. Fun trivia fact. One of the actors in this rotten flick--can't remember if it's the muscular dude who becomes the Monster or one of the fighters at the beginning of the flick, had a part in a Star Trek episode, the one where McCoy helps a pregnant woman give birth. (Forgot the title, sorry). He plays one of the fighters who throws a kind of a spinning disc and kills the Klingon at the end.

See, trivia can be fun!

MRevelle83 said:

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Tammy and the T-Rex
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Attack of the Killer Refrigerator
Monsturd
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and find True Happiness?
The Perils of Gwendoline In the Land of the Yik-Yak
Ssssssss
Wheels of Terror
Terrorvision
I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave
The Stuff

I've seen a lot of b-movie crap.

Also, there is one that I won't type here as it is offensive. But, link to IMDb page:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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Where's Surf Nazis Must Die?

Oh, did anyone mention Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter yet? Heh.

Jehhillenberg said:

Orgy of the Dead

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Another classic.

One of my students told me about D.E.B.S. Not as bad as I thought it would be...not as good, either, but it had some funny moments.

RIP, Michael Clarke Duncan.

I really dislike the current Hollywood practice of using common single words as titles:

• Drive
• Faster
• Taken
• Moon
• Orphan
• Paul
• Salt
• 9
• Nine
• Buried
• ATM
• Priest
• and so on...