Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

bettielee said:

yes, I need the hose!!...

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*spritzes*

Smoking is so bad for you...

*checks fairy for doneness*

My brother has a new kitten, it enjoys scratching. Mostly it enjoyed scratching me.

*wakes up from nap*

What did I miss? The kee kat behavin'? Okay, little chance of that...

I run from the idea of running

well, someone tried to cook the fairy....

*taps foot*

No way! Fairies are too little to eat, it'd be like eating a bug. Or maybe I'm thinking of sprites... Tinkerbell was little.

*coughs on fairy smoke*

yeah, I know....not real pleasant for the fairy, either

People eat what they love, you are loved, fairy.

but I don't want to be drowned in barbecue sauce on the 4th of July!

I hate to beat a dead donkey here, but DANG YOU FIREWORKS PEOPLE!!! Save it! The 4th is tomorrow. I know it is hard, I get it. Even I try to sneak a peak into my Christmas presents a day early, but somehow, I manage. YOU CAN TO!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

*dunks the fairy in the whiskey thimble*

Get a grip, fairy! No one is going to drown you.

You'll never live past the grilling stage. mm...bbq'ed wings!

oops, this isn't the hounds thread, is it?

*glurble!!*

ok!

*glurble*

I'm not on fire!

*blurble glurble*

anymore!

*glurgle glumph glurgle*

GailD said:

Well, its 2:05am here - so it's officially the 4th of July where I am.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!!!!

Okay. So the white font didn't work too well with that but


Happy Independence Day!!!

I hope you all have great day tomorrow and a well-deserved rest.

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oooh, purdy! Very nice. Thank you, Gail.

Sydneyd said:

I hate to beat a dead donkey here, but DANG YOU FIREWORKS PEOPLE!!! Save it! The 4th is tomorrow. I know it is hard, I get it. Even I try to sneak a peak into my Christmas presents a day early, but somehow, I manage. YOU CAN TO!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Those people firing the firecrackers by you won't see your message...maybe you should go outside and hose them down.

Oh yeah, it's the 4th today... I thought it was still the 3rd.

Happy Birthday USA!

Thanks Cliff! I was going to say that you're a day ahead, but nope, it is the 4th now. And I have a long day of work ahead of me. I'll have to ask AC to send me some pics of their 4th of July show, since I don't think I'll get off in time to see any.

Though, I got some exciting news. If all works out well, I'll be able to hang with family tomorrow.

Yay, Syd! Hope it all works out well and you have a great 4th.

*faceplant*

I've just changed my Uni enrolment *again*!

I got a call from someone at the Uni last week, asking about why I was overloading on 1st-year topics, and to come in and make a study plan. So I went in today, and the 3 topics I had been enrolled in were pretty much unneccessary.

Then we chose 4 new topics.

So I got home, made sure the topics wouldn't clash, they didn't, Woo! Withdrew from the old 3, tried to enrol in the new 4.

Only, 1 of them I'm not allowed to do. The woman at Uni messed up.

Basically, this was a 3rd-year topic (the others were a final 1st year, and 2 2nd-year) but she missed the bit that said I had to do 2 2nd-year topics in that stream to do the 3rd-year one. Which I had kind of expected.

So I'm now enrolled in 3 subjects.

Stupidly, my Wednesdays are gonna suck. 5 hours in a row! Sure, I'll get a few 10-minute breaks, but that's all. But I'll only be there for 2 days a week, and it still qualifies as full-time study, so the government will get off my arse. Woo!

I'm gonna hate Wednesdays sooooo much!

Classes I shall rock the socks of:

Reading And Writing Poetry
Opposing Injustice Without Violence
Everyday Culture (Sociology B)

I'm not too sure about the poetry one... I've never been good with poems. But hey, I may as well learn. It might even help my lyrics some day.

/update ramble

I love fairies.

They're delicious.

I've watching superhero movies... I wouldn't try to eat me...

I've picked up a few quips from Robert Downy Jr. that would fry the eyeballs....

Is it the Amazing Catman or that pesky Mighty Mouse?

Pinky and The Brain?

Attack of the Capering Muppet?

Jarmany never saw it comin'...

::swoops in to save the fairy, whisks her away to safety, gives her cake::

Happy Independence Day, America!